Liverpool Foreplay

[Fulham Broadway 16,953]

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

I am in no way a violent person

Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

BBC/Liverpool Echo

[EskWeston 696]

Typical Scouser in her statement at the end: Me Me Me........

[Fulham Broadway 16,953]

Shes talking bollocks.

[EskWeston 696]

Shes talking bollocks.

Lol, nice one

[Fulham Broadway 16,953]

She must have really wrenched at it *squirm*

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Ouch

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

That would be so painful.

[Bandicoot 3]

Makes me squirm just thinking about how much pain that would cause

[Ollie 4,400]

where the fuck do you find all these stories lol. That story (like mostv'e your stories) is fucking insane!

"A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff"

but could you imagine the pain..... i wouldve knocked her fucking senseless

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

Ouch......brought a tear to my eye even thinking about that :huh:

One thing though.....if it got ripped out surely he wouldnt have been in pain when it left his sack?

Ok......maybe not

[Fulham Broadway 16,953]

Mmm interesting, you mean like a massive jism release ?

They must have been off their tits initially for it to happen

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Still, look on the bright side-I guess you could call her a crime prevention officer!

[Steve 10,227]

lmao liverpool people so scum haha