Andy Carrolls Press Conference

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Not every young hyped englishman is going to emulate Wayne Rooney.

Alex Ferguson is responsible for Wayne, just like he is for C.Ronaldo.

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Not every young hyped englishman is going to emulate Wayne Rooney.

Alex Ferguson is responsible for Wayne, just like he is for C.Ronaldo.

Yep no doubt about that. This signing it's stunt to show they have money, nothing more.

..Money we provided indirectly.

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Someone could find that 'let me blow you part' offensive as the characters in the video are from ancient mythology.

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Oh no, really ? Thats terrible

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Not every young hyped englishman is going to emulate Wayne Rooney.

Alex Ferguson is responsible for Wayne, just like he is for C.Ronaldo.

I know this is a little off-topic, but I don't think Rooney is anywhere close to the player we thought he'd be.

[Fulham Broadway 16,848]

I know this is a little off-topic, but I don't think Rooney is anywhere close to the player we thought he'd be.

Scored a couple tonight, but hasnt been the same since Coleens been bashing his ear for shagging those prossies....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my5vV2MXtiE

[Madmax 9,219]

Oh no, really ? Thats terrible

Quite the funny chap, aren't ya?

[Fulham Broadway 16,848]

Glad you think so.

Better Film

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Luis Suarez + Andy Carroll <- Torres

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From now on, Andy Carroll will be playing with just 'ROLL' on his back.

The Scousers have already stolen his 'Car'.

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From now on, Andy Carroll will be playing with just 'ROLL' on his back.

The Scousers have already stolen his 'Car'.

[Term-X 7,891]

Carroll = Pikey.

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I know this is a little off-topic, but I don't think Rooney is anywhere close to the player we thought he'd be.

I thought that at the time when they signed him and still think it now. I think now we're seeing the real Rooney. ie first goal in the league from open play in 11 months or something like that. Give me a young Michael Owen ,shearer,Kerry Dixon or Linekar any day.

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I don't think Fergie is the one who make Rooney what he is because he went from Everton to Man Utd for £27m so he must've been pretty good at Everton. Some people are just natural, i don't think Frank Rijkaard is responsible for Messi for example.

Rooney has been non existent since his injury against Bayern.

Oh and Andy Carroll, well... he's an £8-10m player at this stage in his career, if anything is a 'panic buy' it's that. I like him, he's got everything in his locker but he's not there yet. He's only been in the premiership for 5 months and had a few cameo appearances in 2008/9. £35m is beyond a joke but it made sure they had Torres' replacement with an unrefusable (is that even a word?) offer.

Edited February 2, 2011 by OllieCFC

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Sorry, I mean..

Dirty scouse-who-cheated-on-his-pregnant-missus-with-a-prostitute

I think you mean Dirty scouse-who-cheated-on-his-pregnant-missus-with-a-handful-of-prostitutes

You can take the lad out of liverpool but you cant take the scouse out of the lad, watch him do a collymore upon retirement, coming to a carpark near you.

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From now on, Andy Carroll will be playing with just 'ROLL' on his back.

The Scousers have already stolen his 'Car'.

About time too.

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