Andy Carrolls Press Conference

[Fulham Broadway 16,848]

He loves it there

and hopes to win things....

[Laylabelle 9,351]

In other words please dont rob my house!

[Fulham Broadway 16,848]

In other words please dont rob my house!

Forgot about that -how long before his gaff is raided and his stash of coke and his back issues of Viz are nicked ?

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Forgot about that -how long before his gaff is raided and his stash of coke and his back issues of Viz are nicked ?

Give it a couple of weeks...that way can be no false hope that his house isnt gana get burgled.

[Fulham Broadway 16,848]

Give it a couple of weeks...that way can be no false hope that his house isnt gana get burgled.

Andy Gets Burgled

[MikeCFC 45]

Andy Carroll will play the rest of the season with roll on his back

The scousers have already nicked his Car!.

[Fulham Broadway 16,848]

Liverpool have signed Andy Carroll for £35m plus add-ons for any trophies that he wins at the club.... This is expected to bring the deal to about £35m

Liverpool will now have Lou and Andy up front. "I know, I want that one"

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[MikeCFC 45]

Liverpool have signed Andy Carroll for £35m plus add-ons for any trophies that he wins at the club.... This is expected to bring the deal to about £35m

Liverpool will now have Lou and Andy up front. "I know, I want that one"

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fpmsl.Added bonus if they play like Lou & Andy,"yeah i know".

[Fulham Broadway 16,848]

To the tune of That's Amore !

When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll,

When you're glassed in the face by a twat with no pace, Andy Carroll

When your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll

When you're either in Jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll !

[MikeCFC 45]

To the tune of That's Amore !

When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll,

When you're glassed in the face by a twat with no pace, Andy Carroll

When your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll

When you're either in Jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll !

:lol::lol:

One for sunday methinks

Made me laugh on Sky Sports News earlier,Scousers outside Anfield bitching about Torres still,as if he was born within eyeshot of the Mersey or one of those hovels around Stanley Park.

He's Spanish ffs,and he's staunch Athletico fan

Torres owes Liverpool diddly squat!

Rant over.

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To the tune of That's Amore !

When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll,

When you're glassed in the face by a twat with no pace, Andy Carroll

When your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll

When you're either in Jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll !

HAHAHA! Or maybe even this...

In your Liverpool Slums

You bought Andy Carroll and thought he was good

But when he's up front he trips over his foot

In your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool Slums

You though Luis Suarez was good for your team

But then you find out he jerks off with some cream

In your Liverpool Slums

[MikeCFC 45]

Andy Carroll will never walk alone

His probation officer will always be 2 steps behind him!

Liverpool have revealed that they are justified in paying £35m for Carroll and he will fit right into Liverpool and their culture.

3 assault charges,and 1 for speeding!

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Wasn't he told to live with Kevin Nolan because of the court order?

[Term-X 7,891]

Andy Carroll is not worth £35 million.

He was outscored last season within the Championship by Peter Whittingham, Nicky Maynard, Gary Hooper, Michael Chopra and Charlie Adam.

He's a good centre forward, gets his head on the ball often - It does not mean he's worth 35 million, and just because he has potential does not mean he's worth £35 million.

And just because he's "English Talent" aka Sturridge II doesn't mean he should have a higher value than foreign players who are better than him.

Liverpool became desperate.

[Corlett 202]

Never thought I'd see the day where 20 Premiership appearances and an England cap equates to £35m.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Never thought I'd see the day where 20 Premiership appearances and an England cap equates to £35m.

Don't you remember a lad called Wayne Rooney?

[Corlett 202]

Don't you remember a lad called Wayne Rooney?

Who?

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Who?

Sorry, I mean..

Dirty scouse-who-cheated-on-his-pregnant-missus-with-a-prostitute