Fulham Broadway 17,313 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 He loves it thereand hopes to win things.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laylabelle 9,535 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 In other words please dont rob my house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,313 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 In other words please dont rob my house!Forgot about that -how long before his gaff is raided and his stash of coke and his back issues of Viz are nicked ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laylabelle 9,535 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Forgot about that -how long before his gaff is raided and his stash of coke and his back issues of Viz are nicked ?Give it a couple of weeks...that way can be no false hope that his house isnt gana get burgled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,313 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Give it a couple of weeks...that way can be no false hope that his house isnt gana get burgled.Andy Gets Burgled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCFC 45 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Andy Carroll will play the rest of the season with roll on his backThe scousers have already nicked his Car!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,313 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Liverpool have signed Andy Carroll for £35m plus add-ons for any trophies that he wins at the club.... This is expected to bring the deal to about £35mLiverpool will now have Lou and Andy up front. "I know, I want that one". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCFC 45 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Liverpool have signed Andy Carroll for £35m plus add-ons for any trophies that he wins at the club.... This is expected to bring the deal to about £35mLiverpool will now have Lou and Andy up front. "I know, I want that one".fpmsl.Added bonus if they play like Lou & Andy,"yeah i know". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,313 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 To the tune of That's Amore !When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll,When you're glassed in the face by a twat with no pace, Andy CarrollWhen your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy CarrollWhen you're either in Jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCFC 45 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 To the tune of That's Amore !When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll,When you're glassed in the face by a twat with no pace, Andy CarrollWhen your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy CarrollWhen you're either in Jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll !:lol::lol:One for sunday methinksMade me laugh on Sky Sports News earlier,Scousers outside Anfield bitching about Torres still,as if he was born within eyeshot of the Mersey or one of those hovels around Stanley Park.He's Spanish ffs,and he's staunch Athletico fanTorres owes Liverpool diddly squat!Rant over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 To the tune of That's Amore !When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll,When you're glassed in the face by a twat with no pace, Andy CarrollWhen your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy CarrollWhen you're either in Jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll !HAHAHA! Or maybe even this...In your Liverpool SlumsYou bought Andy Carroll and thought he was goodBut when he's up front he trips over his footIn your Liverpool SlumsIn your Liverpool SlumsYou though Luis Suarez was good for your teamBut then you find out he jerks off with some creamIn your Liverpool Slums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCFC 45 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Andy Carroll will never walk aloneHis probation officer will always be 2 steps behind him!Liverpool have revealed that they are justified in paying £35m for Carroll and he will fit right into Liverpool and their culture.3 assault charges,and 1 for speeding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Wasn't he told to live with Kevin Nolan because of the court order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Andy Carroll is not worth £35 million.He was outscored last season within the Championship by Peter Whittingham, Nicky Maynard, Gary Hooper, Michael Chopra and Charlie Adam. He's a good centre forward, gets his head on the ball often - It does not mean he's worth 35 million, and just because he has potential does not mean he's worth £35 million. And just because he's "English Talent" aka Sturridge II doesn't mean he should have a higher value than foreign players who are better than him.Liverpool became desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corlett 202 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Never thought I'd see the day where 20 Premiership appearances and an England cap equates to £35m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Never thought I'd see the day where 20 Premiership appearances and an England cap equates to £35m. Don't you remember a lad called Wayne Rooney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corlett 202 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Don't you remember a lad called Wayne Rooney? Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Who?Sorry, I mean..Dirty scouse-who-cheated-on-his-pregnant-missus-with-a-prostitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Not every young hyped englishman is going to emulate Wayne Rooney.Alex Ferguson is responsible for Wayne, just like he is for C.Ronaldo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Not every young hyped englishman is going to emulate Wayne Rooney.Alex Ferguson is responsible for Wayne, just like he is for C.Ronaldo.Yep no doubt about that. This signing it's stunt to show they have money, nothing more...Money we provided indirectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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