The Pub - Discuss Anything

[OneMoSalah 8,835]

  On 20/05/2013 at 23:49, Spike Spiegel said:

The second last word is what I'll do to your sister.

Fuck you sister fucker. I don't have no sister that you can fuck, sadly or I'd pledge her to you as you are Sir Spike

[Spike 12,049]

  On 20/05/2013 at 23:52, RyanDavidson said:

Fuck you sister fucker. I don't have no sister that you can fuck, sadly or I'd pledge her to you as you are Sir Spike

My mate has an older sister. I want to fuck her because I think it would be funny. Actually a couple of my mates have fit sisters. They'll feel the wrath of Spike. By wrath, I mean my longjohn.

[OneMoSalah 8,835]

  On 20/05/2013 at 23:57, Spike Spiegel said:

My mate has an older sister. I want to fuck her because I think it would be funny. Actually a couple of my mates have fit sisters. They'll feel the wrath of Spike. By wrath, I mean my longjohn.

My German mate has a fit cousin and one of my other mates sister is stunning so the banter is usually good and includes their sister/cousin.

[Spike 12,049]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:02, RyanDavidson said:

My German mate has a fit cousin and one of my other mates sister is stunning so the banter is usually good and includes their sister/cousin.

My German room mate has fucking fit sister. It would be so awesome to bang her, not because she is fit but because the lulz.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Boring.

[OneMoSalah 8,835]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:04, Spike Spiegel said:

My German room mate has fucking fit sister. It would be so awesome to bang her, not because she is fit but because the lulz.

Just fucking do it you randy Australian.

[Spike 12,049]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:06, RyanDavidson said:

Just fucking do it you randy Australian.

You know how big Australia is? She lives in North Queensland that is more than twice the length of the UK away. And she has BF, Spike is a randy cunt but not a dogging cunt.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Damn man, Syrians know how to fuckin party!!

This girl had a sweet 16 yesterday and her family were having the time of their lives yesterday! Hahaha

--Also, what genes are you guys (Syrians) made out of?? Every Syrian i've seen is HOT as hell! Including the men!

No homo.

[OneMoSalah 8,835]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:11, Spike Spiegel said:

You know how big Australia is? She lives in North Queensland that is more than twice the length of the UK away. And she has BF, Spike is a randy cunt but not a dogging cunt.

Send her a semi naked photo of you in a beanie, that will sway her. The BF will be gone like that. Then you get her to come to you and boom.

[OneMoSalah 8,835]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:14, Blue-in-me-Veins said:

Damn man, Syrians know how to fuckin party!!

This girl had a sweet 16 yesterday and her family were having the time of their lives yesterday! Hahaha

--Also, what genes are you guys (Syrians) made out of?? Every Syrian i've seen is HOT as hell! Including the men!

No homo.

I thought a fucking Syrian was an alien at first reading that but then I remembered what a stupid cunt I can be sometimes and that what I said was ridiculous even though I've watched that many films with aliens and shit in them the last week (mostly riddick on repeat). I thought of Sireon from Lord of the Rings too, fuck I'm losing it.

Yeah Syrian women are beautiful, I don't know how but they just are..... damn

[Spike 12,049]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:15, RyanDavidson said:

Send her a semi naked photo of you in a beanie, that will sway her. The BF will be gone like that. Then you get her to come to you and boom.

See! This is why you are ranked number one desirable man in all of Scotland and number 578475847584578 in the world.

[Rmpr 8,977]

@, how are Scotish girls?

[OneMoSalah 8,835]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:20, Rmpr said:

@, how are Scotish girls?

whatthemata all I'm saying

[Rmpr 8,977]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:21, RyanDavidson said:

whatthemata all I'm saying

Hahaha, I see!

[Spike 12,049]

@Rmpr, Charm. Class. Sophistication.

[OneMoSalah 8,835]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:24, Spike Spiegel said:

@Rmpr, Charm. Class. Sophistication.

Aye except the ones who are caught shagging outside tents at T in the Park or being fingered at an Example concert in Aberdeen aye they are alright ahhahahahahhaha

Honestly I'd go as far to say Susan Boyle is in the top 100 in Scotland HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH fuck she is not

[Spike 12,049]

  On 21/05/2013 at 00:25, RyanDavidson said:

Aye except the ones who are caught shagging outside tents at T in the Park or being fingered at an Example concert in Aberdeen aye they are alright ahhahahahahhaha

Do you show them how Ryan does it?

[Rmpr 8,977]

Australian girls from Jake's hometown are the best!