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I probably should remember but I don't :(

Anyway Stingray if you get this one i will stop :(

In a small cabin in the woods, two men lay dead. The cabin itself is not burned but the forest all around it is burned to cinders. How did the men die?

Suffocation

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I probably should remember but I don't :(

Anyway Stingray if you get this one i will stop :(

In a small cabin in the woods, two men lay dead. The cabin itself is not burned but the forest all around it is burned to cinders. How did the men die?

Haggis - Norwegian

Kilt- Austrian

Bagpipes - Turkish

Whiskey - Babylonia or somewhere

Penicilin - Scottish but mostly Australian :Goober:

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No.

Because its the cabin of a plane and the plane crashed.

FUCKING VICTORY

:Goober:

Haggis - Norwegian

Kilt- Austrian

Bagpipes - Turkish

Whiskey - Babylonia or somewhere

Penicilin - Scottish but mostly Australian :Goober:

I remember now, still fuck Australia :Goober:

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What have the Scottish given to the world?

Let's see the steam engine, quinine, the telegrapgh, iron bridges, Neptune, etc.

http://www.magicdragon.com/Wallace/thingscot.html

Sectarianism is my favourite.

Haha, that lists Whiskey as an Scottish invention. Sure they drunks are famous for it but it sure as hell wasn't invented there!

King Arthur was from Cornwalll...I could be wrong!

I also love (hate) how they mention Alexander Flemming discovered Penicilin yet completley fail to mention they MEDICAL APPLICATION OF PENICILIAN WAS INVENTED BY AN AUSTRALIAN. HOWARD FLOREY FOR THE WIN!

BOOM.

No.

Because its the cabin of a plane and the plane crashed.

FUCKING VICTORY

:Goober:

I remember now, still fuck Australia :Goober:

Dinnae wut yer torkin aboot. ACK.

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Sectarianism is my favourite.

Haha, that lists Whiskey as an Scottish invention. Sure they drunks are famous for it but it sure as hell wasn't invented there!

King Arthur was from Cornwalll...I could be wrong!

I also love (hate) how they mention Alexander Flemming discovered Penicilin yet completley fail to mention they MEDICAL APPLICATION OF PENICILIAN WAS INVENTED BY AN AUSTRALIAN. HOWARD FLOREY FOR THE WIN!

BOOM.

Dinnae wut yer torkin aboot. ACK.

Did an Aussie discover the laws of electrodynamics? No. The same man (James Clerk Maxwell) also had something to with discovering radio waves even though Heinrich Hertz went and expanded his theories but I'm claiming that. :Goober:

Also a Scot designed the radar defense system used during WWI.

Yeah fuck Aussieland

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What have the Scottish given to the world?

Let's see the steam engine, quinine, the telegrapgh, iron bridges, Neptune, etc.

http://www.magicdragon.com/Wallace/thingscot.html

Sectarianism is my favourite.

Haha, that lists Whiskey as an Scottish invention. Sure they drunks are famous for it but it sure as hell wasn't invented there!

King Arthur was from Cornwalll...I could be wrong!

I also love (hate) how they mention Alexander Flemming discovered Penicilin yet completley fail to mention they MEDICAL APPLICATION OF PENICILIAN WAS INVENTED BY AN AUSTRALIAN. HOWARD FLOREY FOR THE WIN!

BOOM.

No.

Because its the cabin of a plane and the plane crashed.

FUCKING VICTORY

:Goober:

I remember now, still fuck Australia :Goober:

Dinnae wut yer torkin aboot. ACK.

The Chemistry ones are right, but you also need to remember Scots will claim all their descendants around the world. I was talking to a Scots woman who asked which clan I was from and I told her I had no Scots but my husband did. She looked at me with a sympathetic look and said "Well, dearie, then you are one of us!"

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