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[Hutcho 8,443]

Some chavvy tottenham fan today heard me and my (arsenal) mate talking about the top 4, and he was giving it how they are gonna get third. Then he said, it doesn't matter at least we have smashed u lot already this season.

I said, no you haven't, and he kept trying to tell me how tottenham apparently beat us 2-1 this season. Clearly an idiot, know that we as he doesn't even know we beat them 4-2, and the time before that it was 5-1 in the FA cup. Hope we anileate them,

[Hutcho 8,443]

So I got the job and am starting on friday... nervous as FUCK!!

It'll be fine. From my experience, its never as bad as it gets in your mind. Get in there do it and you will be fine. And soon be thinking "what was i worried so much about". Also lots of people me included go through the same nervous thoughts when doing something new. Just take a breath and do it.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

So I got the job and am starting on friday... nervous as FUCK!!

Congrats! Nervous is good on the first day of work, it means you care and want things to work out. Companies and manager appreciate being nervous on the first day. It'll get much better after the first couple of hours.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Some chavvy tottenham fan today heard me and my (arsenal) mate talking about the top 4, and he was giving it how they are gonna get third. Then he said, it doesn't matter at least we have smashed u lot already this season.

I said, no you haven't, and he kept trying to tell me how tottenham apparently beat us 2-1 this season. Clearly an idiot, know that we as he doesn't even know we beat them 4-2, and the time before that it was 5-1 in the FA cup. Hope we anileate them,

You know what I would do? I would wear my Champions of Europe 12 kit, point to the star and ask: Do you have this? Do you? If you dont, just shut up!

[Strike 7,289]

So I got the job and am starting on friday... nervous as FUCK!!

Congrats. Deep Breaths. You'll do fine

[Hutcho 8,443]

You know what I would do? I would wear my Champions of Europe 12 kit, point to the star and ask: Do you have this? Do you? If you dont, just shut up!

He was one of those, big idiotic hooligan type people... But i should have just started singing Carefree... lol.

[Liquidator 5,176]

Where should I go on a first date with a girl?

[Rmpr 8,977]

Where should I go on a first date with a girl?

To your room maybe?

[Liquidator 5,176]

To your room maybe?

That's what I was thinking too but I'm not sure she will want to just yet :/

[Rmpr 8,977]

That's what I was thinking too but I'm not sure she will want to just yet :/

Take her to the cinema, Iron Man 3 might be able to provide you some nice ways to hit on her. Like, "my Iron Man is tougher than his, want to see it?"...

[Stingray 9,441]

Where should I go on a first date with a girl?

Girls love that!

[Liquidator 5,176]

Take her to the cinema, Iron Man 3 might be able to provide you some nice ways to hit on her. Like, "my Iron Man is tougher than his, want to see it?"...

Yeah ok

[Rmpr 8,977]

Yeah ok

Dont be so hypocrite, I am sure it is better than whatever you had planed.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Where should I go on a first date with a girl?

You live in one of the best cities in the world. Take her for a walk in a park or somewhere.

[Stingray 9,441]

Yeah ok

Show her "The Hamburger" !!

Works every time!

Edit: link deleted due to nsfw

[Liquidator 5,176]

Dont be so hypocrite, I am sure it is better than whatever you had

planed.

What taking her out for dinner like the classy fucker I am?

[Stingray 9,441]

Yeah ok

Actually really.

Take her out to a good - not too expensive - smallish (not too many people) and dark/cosy restaurant (fireplace and candles are a plus). Make her feel lke a lady and then go for a drink. Remain sober at all cost!

Then .... Follow what comes naturally. Trust me.

Also, don't talk about football too much. Listen to her.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Take her to chelsea of course.