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Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

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Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

No. You did not do that.

Sick fuck.

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What I want my beard to look like:

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What it actually looks like (actually it's a bit thicker):

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Mines isn't completely noticeable but I'm going to keep growing it and look like a homeless with my bottle of scotch next to me.

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Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

you share the most amazing things... :)

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@, I did indeed do that. You're just jealous that you couldn't mastermind such an ingenious plot when facing dire circumstantial like I was.

I would not have landed in such a idiotic sitiation. I've always had my wits about me.

Sick fuck.

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Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

Basically you shat yourself because the teacher would have ripped you a new one for breaking a "wee brown pencil", fuck me you share the best stories ever, that happened to me too.... did it fuck hahahaha

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Who'd you get those off? Some dirty street walking skank that you go to school with I bet.

Bought them from amazon

talking about school I really should be in the now but I cba moving. Does that make me a bad person? No it makes me Scottish. Lazy and prefers to be out of education... :Goober:

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I have a good school story too. Once when I was a wee lad of 13 we were playing football for PE. The teacher was female and she was an idiot. She didn't quite understand the rules and eventually after being called offside one too many times she said "How about you stay onside for once?", I replied "How about you suck my dick?". Suspened for three days.

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I have a good school story too. Once when I was a wee lad of 13 we were playing football for PE. The teacher was female and she was an idiot. She didn't quite understand the rules and eventually after being called offside one too many times she said "How about you stay onside for once?", I replied "How about you suck my dick?". Suspened for three days.

Lol.

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Bought them from amazon

talking about school I really should be in the now but I cba moving. Does that make me a bad person? No it makes me Scottish. Lazy and prefers to be out of education... :Goober:

When Iwas in High School all the girls fit into one of three categories. Mean, ugly and fat. I'm not joking all the girls fit into one of those categories, none of them were good looking. None. There was one I fancied and should have got with, but I got way too drunk one New Years and you know how it is with the scotch.

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When Iwas in High School all the girls fit into one of three categories. Mean, ugly and fat. I'm not joking all the girls fit into one of those categories, none of them were good looking. None. There was one I fancied and should have got with, but I got way too drunk one New Years and you know how it is with the scotch.

All the girls in Scotland fit into this category. Sluts. Hhahahaha true fact.

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All the girls in Scotland fit into this category. Sluts. Hhahahaha true fact.

Is there such a thing as an attractive Scottish bird? I've never met one. Well that's not necessarily true...there was this one...

Fucking hell there is this Canadian girl around town. I must become charming in the next few days. Or failing that become handsome.

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