The Pub - Discuss Anything

[iseah100 5,612]

So jelly you don't even try and hide it

Peanut butter and jealous

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Peanut butter and jealous

You be sat there eating your jealous and ice cream.

[Beepu 1,714]

Not sure where to post this. But was walking around the city yesterday and walked past the Argentinian U-20 squad. No idea who those players are though.

1 called me "papa"

[nyikolajevics 2,577]

Not sure where to post this. But was walking around the city yesterday and walked past the Argentinian U-20 squad. No idea who those players are though.

1 called me "papa"

Do you look like Simeone? Because his son play for Argentina U20.

http://www.transfermarkt.de/giovanni-simeone/profil/spieler/282388

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Not from England, or ever had a cheeky Nandos, but I still cry everytime i read this.

(and yes i understand the joke you Brits pull on us Americans haha)

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

hi guys have you seen this yet.

Shia LaBeouf delivers the most intense motivational speech of all-time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

Published on May 27, 2015

Someone's Green Screen Edit of Shia LaBeouf Just Do It Speech

Just Do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-Az7CjXAE

Published on May 30, 2015

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I miss @TheOnlyPlaceToBe

Me too.

Like I miss driving through Manchester, going to Asda, or taking exams.

[iseah100 5,612]

hi guys have you seen this yet.

Shia LaBeouf delivers the most intense motivational speech of all-time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

Published on May 27, 2015

Did he plagiarize this?

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Did he plagiarize this?

what do you mean the youtuber who posted it.

he got it from this link (the youtuber said in his description where it got it from) : vimeo.com/125095515

i found the link to the video via the web videos section in realplayer software program in realplayer (which is now realtimes) on my computer.

[Liquidator 5,176]

My agent has just contacted me to tell me that the shed end forum have made a bid for my services. It is down to senior staff to decide whether I will be allowed to sign.

[iseah100 5,612]

My agent has just contacted me to tell me that the shed end forum have made a bid for my services. It is down to senior staff to decide whether I will be allowed to sign.

Fuck shed end and fuck you if you leave.

I luv u doe

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

My agent has just contacted me to tell me that the shed end forum have made a bid for my services. It is down to senior staff to decide whether I will be allowed to sign.

Hope you fuck off and leave. You're the Mikel of the forum. Fuck off Jon Obi Harry

[Spike 12,049]

Hope you fuck off and leave. You're the Mikel of the forum. Fuck off Jon Obi Harry

If Jon Obi was an ugly skinny fuck with shit coloured hair.

[Liquidator 5,176]

Fuck shed end and fuck you if you leave.

I luv u doe

"I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open."

[Liquidator 5,176]

If Jon Obi was an ugly skinny fuck with shit coloured hair.

I'd rather be an ugly skinny fuck than an Australian

[Spike 12,049]

I'd rather be an ugly skinny fuck than an Australian

The two are often mutually inclusive.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

"I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open."

TalkChelsea administrator Alex says the forum "has no plans" to sell star cockwomble Liquidator to theshedend.com.

Reports on Tuesday suggested that the young forumer may have been the subject of interest from theshedend but TalkChelsea's assistant manager has said otherwise.

"There has been no contact", began Alex. "Either way, Harry isn't for sale.

"He is a valuable asset. In the current market it isn't easy to find young, English talent. Harry is proof of that. He's fucking useless. But he's useless in a kind of loveable and charming manner, and we have no plans to sell him".

Liquidator had been quoted in The Mirror as saying: "I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open".

Alex then confirmed that any potential bid "would be blocked instantly".

More to follow.

[Spike 12,049]

@, I think you like the word 'cockwomble' a little too much.