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That's true, we're our own sub-species. Scotarians. The most disgusting, vile people in the world.

Whiskey - Babylonian

Tartan - Austrian

Haggis - Norwegian

Bagpipes - Turkish

Penicilin - Australian and English

All the things that are famously Scottish aren't from Scotland. #TeachTheControversy

This is fun being Ryan. I'm really enjoying being depressed.

I don't find this fun at all. The fact I'm conversing with you is making me sick.

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Lewishams just as grim as Scotland

The girls are even uglier. Might go out tonight and see if I can't get myself some action then wake up in a bush on Bromley common. Do you see what yours and spike's degrading comments have driven me to? In the space of 8 days I have been accused of being homosexual, a genetic abomination and a paedophile who picks up kids with his new driving license

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The girls are even uglier. Might go out tonight and see if I can't get myself some action then wake up in a bush on Bromley common. Do you see what yours and spike's degrading comments have driven me to? In the space of 8 days I have been accused of being homosexual, a genetic abomination and a paedophile who picks up kids with his new driving license

All three are very closely intertwined. Are you sure you're not Scottish?

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The girls are even uglier. Might go out tonight and see if I can't get myself some action then wake up in a bush on Bromley common. Do you see what yours and spike's degrading comments have driven me to? In the space of 8 days I have been accused of being homosexual, a genetic abomination and a paedophile who picks up kids with his new driving license

Yet you are the sick fuck that is going to stick his cock in some whale's pussy/mouth and possibly bum.

You make me sad for the human race.

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It's just occured to me that this is going to be rather embarrassing when my name changes back...

Who said its changing back?

I'll stick to one night stands and fingering whales in alleyways outside tacky clubs in Lewisham then

TBF that's an upgrade on Nottingham's nightlife so I'm slightly jealous.

What do you mean? Your names are NEVER changing back!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Amen.

I can't stay like this forever. It was fun at first, now I want to commit suicide!!

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