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[OneMoSalah 8,772]

Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique

Well done mate, you just need the yellow fiat punto like Simon out of the inbetweeners now.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique

How many minors did you get you minor.

[Jase 43,479]

Hey @Jason, like my new sig?

Anything to make your happy dear..........

[STEVE666 13]

Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique

Congratulations. Drive safely, there's a lot of idiots on the road, especially cyclists.

[Liquidator 5,176]

How many minors did you get you minor.

5 lololol

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

5 lololol

Ha you're so shit. I got 10.

[OneMoSalah 8,772]

How many minors will you now pick up.

Sorted it mate.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Sorted it mate.

Fucking brilliant hahahaha

[OneMoSalah 8,772]

Fucking brilliant hahahaha

Haha na poor Harry, mans passed his driving test and I'm accusing him of going to pick minors up...

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Haha na poor Harry, mans passed his driving test and I'm accusing him of going to pick minors up...

Only because you want him to pick you up

[OneMoSalah 8,772]

Only because you want him to pick you up

Then we can pick min.... na too far Ryan you cunt.

See what you've done now mate? I look like a right dodgy cunt. Na wouldn't mind driving man save me having to fucking get up earlier than normal for lifts and that.

[Spike 12,049]

Then we can pick min.... na too far Ryan you cunt.

See what you've done now mate? I look like a right dodgy cunt. Na wouldn't mind driving man save me having to fucking get up earlier than normal for lifts and that.

Tell Scotland to get some fucking public transport. Shit country.

[OneMoSalah 8,772]

Tell Scotland to get some fucking public transport. Shit country.

Scotland has public transport, we are not a third world country, I mean I thought you might of gotten that seeing some of the fat Scots who are/were constantly on TV like Susan Boyle and the guy who plays Buster the wrestler in River City.

The only problem with public transport in Scotland is you don't know what angle you could be raped from by an aging junkie equipped with a gammy leg and a prosthetic penis. Fuck... that would make a good CSI episode wouldn't it.

[Spike 12,049]

Scotland has public transport, we are not a third world country, I mean I thought you might of gotten that seeing some of the fat Scots who are/were constantly on TV like Susan Boyle and the guy who plays Buster the wrestler in River City.

The only problem with public transport in Scotland is you don't know what angle you could be raped from by an aging junkie equipped with a gammy leg and a prosthetic penis. Fuck... that would make a good CSI episode wouldn't it.

Haha. Maybe things will be better one day for Scotland. The people need a good kick up the bum. Knock of all this heroin nonsense.

[Henrique 9,133]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeJbZeTuBrE

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

we are not a third world country

Too right. You're a fucking fourth world country. I've been to Glasgow and it fucking stinks. There were burnt spoons all over the place. The women were more manly than the men but had no teeth. Awful place, full of awful people. You're awful you wee little shite.

[Myself 793]

You are boring. Get a personality, Canada.

go pour some Vegemite in your ass

[Spike 12,049]

go pour some Vegemite in your ass

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