The Pub - Discuss Anything

[nachikethas 1,149]

Great day today :-)

[Backstreet09 499]

U missed the 'l' didn't u?

It's kinda looks like a cheap dating website for the oldies lol. #nooffense #istillloveyou

Would have been better if they had a live porn section instead of live tv #juzsaying

[Liquidator 5,176]

Simon Cowell just got egged live on Britains got talent final omg hahaha

[Liquidator 5,176]

Some HUNGARIANS have just won BRITAIN'S got talent. Just let that sink in.

[Backstreet09 499]

Some HUNGARIANS have just won BRITAIN'S got talent. Just let that sink in.

They were hungry for success

[Rmpr 8,977]

Simon Cowell just got egged live on Britains got talent final omg hahaha

Some HUNGARIANS have just won BRITAIN'S got talent. Just let that sink in.

Go do something useful, I feel my brain losing IQ points only by reading about that stuff...

[Liquidator 5,176]

We can't even win Britain's got talent!

[Liquidator 5,176]

Go do something useful, I feel my brain losing IQ points only reading about that stuff...

At 10pm? Like what? Read a book? Eu falo ingles. Porra. Eu tenho dez.

[Backstreet09 499]

We can't even win Britain's got talent!

You could win that American shitty comps if y'all could make yer way in there like those hungry hungarians c:

[Liquidator 5,176]

They were hungry for success

#choochoolovesbgt

[Backstreet09 499]

Go do something useful, I feel my brain losing IQ points only by reading about that stuff...

Not yet Satan, NOT YET.

It's only 10pm there, Porn time starts at 12

[Rmpr 8,977]

At 10pm? Like what? Read a book? Eu falo ingles. Porra. Eu tenho dez.

You can have a wank, you can read a book, you can watch youtube videos, you can chat with that blonde girl, you can play football manager, you can spend your time reading the transfer threads in here, etc, etc, etc!

[Liquidator 5,176]

You can have a wank, you can read a book, you can watch youtube videos, you can chat with that blonde girl, you can play football manager, you can spend your time reading the transfer threads in here, etc, etc, etc!

My mum is around so that would be awkward

I don't like reading

Cba

Her memory stick with all her schoolwork just broke so she is in a bad mood

Already done that today

No point, we aren't going to sign anyone soon

I could write Portuguese that is incorrect/ makes no sense

[Liquidator 5,176]

Watching Geordie shore what has the fucking world come to? Incredible bunch of human beings, absolutely incredible. These people are a perfect example of why the North and Essex should move away and become independent.

Although I have learnt a new word: flanter- 50% flirting 50% banter

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

Fuck Geordie Shore, put on the rest of Transporter 3. "I'd like to offer you a position, permanently disabled" judo kick to the ribs boom.

[Liquidator 5,176]

''if someone is waving their cock around in front of you it's just natural instinct that you suck it'' ah I wish it was as easy in London as it is in Newcastle to get a bj

[Liquidator 5,176]

''I'm young, fresh, charming and can fuck any girl I want'' ah that classy devil must be from Newcastle....

[Liquidator 5,176]

''why not just find a girl, fuck her hard, get pissed, have some flanter and leave it'' it's called morals mate, not sure if you have them up in Newcastle but hey ho