Spike 12,049 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 A lesser man would have died with how much I drank. Uggggh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Typical Queenslander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Typical Queenslander More than 10 beersMore than 10 vodkasMore than 10 rumsA couple of random shotsA very large kebab Epic night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 You bananabending cane toad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 We prefer the term 'Mad cunts'. Don't you know anything? Gosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 You can't choose your own nickname. Or else Esteban Chaves wouldn't be 'Chavito', and I wouldn't be 'pixel'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 No one said it was a nickname. Don't you know anything? Gosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 No one said it was a nickname. Don't you know anything? GoshBananbender and cane toad are commonly used nicknames for Queenslanders. Therefore, madcunt is also a nickname as you 'prefer' to be called that other than your accepted nicknames.Also our avatars are remarkably similar, the people in them are performing a stupidly identical movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Bananbender and cane toad are commonly used nicknames for Queenslanders. Therefore, madcunt is also a nickname as you 'prefer' to be called that other than your accepted nicknames.Also our avatars are remarkably similar, the people in them are performing a stupidly identical movement.Do you even understand banter? Don't you know anything. Gosh We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Banter is for the weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 If you can't banter you don't deserve to be in the Commonwealth. Fuck off, we are full. We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Ceylon was a British colony, you fool.Regardless of where I go, I shall remain in the Commonwealth.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Ceylon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 That is exactly what I'm saying, dumbass. The entire subcontinent of India can fuck off because you can't banter. How can you live without the ability to banter? Maybe I should move there and establish a learning centre for banterly challenged. We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 That is primarily because banter is for the weak. We are above such rudimentary concepts.Nice generalisation as well. Basing an opinion on 2 billion people off 1 person. Yes I am aware I made the same generalisation. File it under banter, if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 For a nation(s) that are above such rudimentary concepts one would believe they would have the intelligence to prioritise things over 'eliminating' the need for banter. Helping People starving in the streets for instance, that seems more important than eliminating banter. Tsk, tsk, tsk. We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 It's hard to care for a nation numbering over a billion with a corrupt government, separatist movements clawing at all the frontiers, the nuclear threat of 2 neighbouring countries (one that has attacked 5 or 6 times in 65 years, and one with which a state of war still technically exists), and an unreliable weather system.There are far bigger problems for pretty much every South Asian country (perhaps aside from Bangladesh) than a few hundred million living in poverty. I hate to get too cynical but the main reason for the huge population living under the poverty threshold is that contraception isn't free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 They'll sell out tomorrow, I promise you!!DAFUQ? Can you predict the future? Cap will be impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 DAFUQ? Can you predict the future? Cap will be impressedHow do you know that?! I am impressed.I am a little concerned that you mention me in pretty much every post you make... stalker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I am a little concerned that you mention me in pretty much every post you make... stalker! Its because you are cool and live in a Banana Republic shop in LiverpoolCap are you in this group of models? capriccioso and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I'm dark skinned. Find a Banana Republic ad where there's an southern Indian looking bloke modelling and I can pretend it's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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