Kenwyne Jones

[chrismada9 1,948]

haha you couldn't get more bullshit than that really; that's definately the kind of report the Daily Mail would write up.

"£100 million for Kenwyne Jones" --> that made me split my sides!

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Chelsea wrap up Jones swoop

Chelsea have completed a £100 million deal to sign Kenwyn Jones.

The Trididad annd Tobagan hitman has agreed a four-and-a-half year contract with Avram Grant's side.

Grant said: "It's not a secret that I was looking for yet another striker and Jones has feet, is a footballer and has scored goals.

"But he also passes and can play in a system and with other players beside him."

He then added: "How do you spell "Win"?"

Chelsea are currently with Didier Drogba and Salomon Kalou, as well as Nicolas Anelka and Claudio Pizarro.

And Andriy Shevchenko has recovered from an ankle injury.

Jones is set to make his debut against Tottenham at White Hart Lane tomorrow.

Expected side: Pizarro; Lampard, Sinclair, Drogba, Ballack; Terry, Cech, Ben Haim, Ten Cate; Hilario, Jones.

Source: The Daily Bullshit, 18th February 2008.

LMFAO