Paris dumped Ronaldo for being a 'sissy'

[Badboy 1,526]

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Paris Hilton reportedly dumped Cristiano Ronaldo for being a "sissy".

The hotel heiress - who was spotted canoodling with the soccer star last week - reportedly called off their romance after deciding Cristiano was too in touch with his feminine side.

A source told the National Enquirer magazine: "She likes her guys to be macho - and as far as she's concerned Ronaldo turned out to be a real sissy.

"She likes her men rugged, it's as simple as that. She thought her friends would laugh at her if she dated a guy who walks around with flowers in his hair."

Ronaldo recently became the subject of public scrutiny when he was snaped wearing tight white shorts, a string of pearls and a pink flower in his hair.

Paris, 28, was also concerned Cristiano, 24, was overwhelmed by the amount of attention she received during the two evenings they spent together.

The source said: "He was just too uptight for her to find attractive. In the end, Paris realised their relationship simply wasn't clicking. Paris got to know him and realised he's not nearly hot enough."

Ronaldo is a hot blooded straight guy who is just well and truly into his feminine side, but we were shell shocked to find out these camp stars were actually straight...

Edited June 25, 2009 by Badboy

[Kez 2,727]

Hahaha love it!

[chrismada9 1,948]

LMFAO!!!

[.Cee 50]

LOL

[candyman 0]

lol brought a smile!

[Fulham Broadway 16,437]

RONALDO JOINS QUEUE FOR PARIS HILTON'S VAGINA

CRISTIANO Ronaldo celebrated his record-breaking £80m move to Real Madrid last night by joining the early morning queue outside Paris Hilton's private parts.

As dawn broke over Los Angeles, Ronaldo was spotted moving from the hosing area to the mounting zone

The former Manchester United winger was seen flirting with the hotel heiress in an LA nightclub as the two laughed about what it's like to be an empty shell of a human being with no concept of the value of anything.

Martin Bishop, a leading Hiltonologist, said: "It's a very special moment in a young man's life when he becomes famous enough to join the queue for Paris Hilton's vagina.

"I'm pleased to see he got there at 3am - nice and early. At that time of day he would only have had to queue for about an hour and a half.

"The waiting isn't too bad. They have snacks and magazines and there's usually a couple of buskers and a clown who does magic."

Bishop said Ronaldo would have been in the queue behind three or four baseball players, half a dozen drummers, at least two European princes and, as it was a Thursday, Charlie Sheen and the other Ronaldo.

"He will eventually have moved from the garden into the lobby into the undressing area where he will have stripped to his socks before having his genitals hosed down with Mr Muscle.

"After that it's straight into the mounting zone for eight to ten minutes of perfunctory intercourse, followed by a souvenir photo, a quick cup of tea and a biscuit."

He added: "They can put the condom in a doggy bag for you, or you can choose to pin it on the 'Wall of Fame'. It's really well organised."

[zolayes 14,489]

wonder if he bent it like beckham???

[Elliott 7]

Haha, could the title be any cruder?

[Kez 2,727]

:lol:

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Brilliant