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Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman

You're not a Sheila,

You're a Peter or a Clive

Because their lack of spatial awareness

Makes them really fucking careless

You should never ever let a woman drive.

When a girl is sitting at the wheel

You're gonna hear the crunch of steel,

There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger,

If you want to leave the car alive

Never let a woman drive.

Beware the Peugeot 206

They're only ever bought by chicks.

And their usual destination

Is the central reservation

If there's any hope that you'll survive.

Never let a woman drive

If you ever let a bird reverse

You're gonna end up in a hearse,

You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl,

If you want to leave the car alive

Never let a woman drive.

Good old amateur Transplants, known for the London Underground song.

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Lmao that was hilarious.. How did that woman trying to park her car for 4 mins ever pass her test and to get someone else to do it is just embarassing.

the petrol one and flipping the car too funny..

As for the parking to far away from the ticket machine.. my friend ALWAYS does that its so funny lol.

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