darren.c 0 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Once in a drunken state...... Had a shit with my boxers still on.......and I also ate some vomit, again in a drunken state whilst trying to impress some girl. I tend to stay away from the alcohol now there's something about this sentence that gives me the doubts whether you actually typed it in a sober condition or after a couple of pints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Blue 469 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 One of my worst embarassing moments (yes there are more than one much more....) is when we went with my school to Spain.On that miserable day we were going out to a club...and i was in a shower while my mates where ready and went before me.But....teachers must check if all the kids are out of the hotel.My teacher went in my room and saw there was nobody inside...but when she wanted to leave i was exiting the bathroom butt naked......the rest is pretty obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) the rest is pretty obvious I am assuming you humped her... Btw..how old were you? Edited August 6, 2008 by warnie_666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Blue 469 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I am assuming you humped her... Btw..how old were you? Actually she saw me naked and i almost died of embarrassment I am 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 LOL!!..I am asking...HOW OLD WERE YOU BACK THEN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Niceeee lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren.c 0 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Niceeee lol dont get too excited eh? and btw Vedran, trully an embarrasing moment for you there mate Edited August 6, 2008 by darren.c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Blue 469 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) dont get too excited eh? and btw Vedran, trully an embarrasing moment for you there mate I was 19 mate,made a fast reply didn't even read you're post like i should have Edited August 6, 2008 by Constantine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Relic 301 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oh......got another one. Not as good as my previous, but embaressing all the same. I used to work as a bus driver in Belfast. I was going back to work after my break, I made my way around the City Hall to my bus which was waiting for me. There was a large crowd waiting for me as it was about 5'ish and every fucker in Belfast was going home. Anyway....I pushed the button on the side to open the doors and put my hands in my pockets to find my module ( to make the ticket machine work) and as I stepped insdie the doors my foot caught the lip on the bottom of the doors and I started to fall forwards. I tried to get my hands out of my pockets in time to stop me falling but couldnt. So I turned my face sideways so that I wouldnt break my nose when I hit the deck. Crash, bang, whallop....I'm on the floor amd all I can hear is people pissing themselves laughing. Not one fucker came over and asked was I ok. I picked myself up and took as long as I possibly could to set up before letting people on. Smirking as they handed me money...still no "are you ok driver"....bastards. Needless to say it was their slowest journey home ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren.c 0 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oh......got another one. Not as good as my previous, but embaressing all the same. I used to work as a bus driver in Belfast. I was going back to work after my break, I made my way around the City Hall to my bus which was waiting for me. There was a large crowd waiting for me as it was about 5'ish and every fucker in Belfast was going home. Anyway....I pushed the button on the side to open the doors and put my hands in my pockets to find my module ( to make the ticket machine work) and as I stepped insdie the doors my foot caught the lip on the bottom of the doors and I started to fall forwards. I tried to get my hands out of my pockets in time to stop me falling but couldnt. So I turned my face sideways so that I wouldnt break my nose when I hit the deck. Crash, bang, whallop....I'm on the floor amd all I can hear is people pissing themselves laughing. Not one fucker came over and asked was I ok. I picked myself up and took as long as I possibly could to set up before letting people on. Smirking as they handed me money...still no "are you ok driver"....bastards. Needless to say it was their slowest journey home ever. mate, its 5.35AM ,my local time and you had me laughing like a bitchy vampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Lmfao top post mate made me laugh. Good to see you got your own back on them lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Relic 301 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm basically a clumsy fucker....I do stupid things all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren.c 0 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 nothing to be amused of with that statement everyone's clumsy mate...that's what makes the world go round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oh......got another one. Not as good as my previous, but embaressing all the same. I used to work as a bus driver in Belfast. I was going back to work after my break, I made my way around the City Hall to my bus which was waiting for me. There was a large crowd waiting for me as it was about 5'ish and every fucker in Belfast was going home. Anyway....I pushed the button on the side to open the doors and put my hands in my pockets to find my module ( to make the ticket machine work) and as I stepped insdie the doors my foot caught the lip on the bottom of the doors and I started to fall forwards. I tried to get my hands out of my pockets in time to stop me falling but couldnt. So I turned my face sideways so that I wouldnt break my nose when I hit the deck. Crash, bang, whallop....I'm on the floor amd all I can hear is people pissing themselves laughing. Not one fucker came over and asked was I ok. I picked myself up and took as long as I possibly could to set up before letting people on. Smirking as they handed me money...still no "are you ok driver"....bastards. Needless to say it was their slowest journey home ever. LMFAO!!!...I can get the picture. Funny sight. I hope you dint break your teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I had a crush on this girl. A huge one!!!..not the girl..but the crush. And 6 months I tried talking to her but never found her alone as she was always with her group of frds and I cudnt gather the balls to even say a hello to her. Finally after 6 months I gathered some guts and gave her a red rose right infront of her group of friends. And she turned it down. That was my most embarasing moment. I was 15 then. I look back at that incident and have a good laugh now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Relic 301 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Been in a similar situation....its not nice. If you ever see her again if you're out in a nightclub........go over and ask her is she getting up to dance, when she stands up take her seat and say...."you'll not be needing this then" and walk off with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott 7 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Been in a similar situation....its not nice. If you ever see her again if you're out in a nightclub........go over and ask her is she getting up to dance, when she stands up take her seat and say...."you'll not be needing this then" and walk off with it Hah, stood up, I see what you did there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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