Please tell me how this is SEXY ?

[Becky 67]

Now I like a tan but seriously, that is just taking it too far

[misschief 24]

He's been out shagging women ever night by the sounds of it - must be the money because the bloke's got no sex appeal whatsoever.

[Laylabelle 9,359]

Disgusting pictures on front of a number of papers today of ronaldo sunbathing looking way too tanned.

Who cares tbh

At work they buy the sun and everyday it seems theres bloody pictures of him on hoilday doing this and that..no one cares!!

And bleh thats all I can say.Funny picture but his hair looks way to slimey

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Football supremo Cristiano Ronaldo is now black after sunbathing nonstop for several months while holidaying in California to rest his damaged ankle.

"He's pretty much fried to a crisp," said a close friend. "Cristiano always wanted to be black like his soccer hero Pele. His wish has come true."

But there are rumours that his new girlfriend, 30-year-old Letizia Filippi, is strongly attracted to black men, and Ronaldo has changed his skin colour for her. "I don't accept this," continued the friend. "My concern was he might suffer third degree burns after all the sun Cristiano has been subjected to. So, it's quite a relief he's just turned black."

Already, several passers by have taunted him with racial jibes. Cristiano the Coon and Cristiano the nigger cocksucker have been examples.

"We are concerned how Ronaldo might be treated at English football matches," commented a Manchester United spokesman. "We won't accept any racial abuse and any spectator heard shouting black taunts will be evicted from the ground."

Meanwhile, former girlfriend 25-year-old Nereida Gallardo is now dating old flame Jose Cuenca. "Cristiano always had a fixation with black football players," she commented. "I am delighted he can now say he is one."

Sir Alex Ferguson was unavailable for comment.

From the Spoof

[Kez 2,727]

Lmfao

[Hingis 0]

He's been out shagging women ever night by the sounds of it - must be the money because the bloke's got no sex appeal whatsoever.

Quite alot of gays are mad about him lmao

[.Cee 50]

From the Spoof

[terry26 6]

OMG that's hilarious

i'm naturally brown and he's darker than i am

[.Cee 50]

OMG that's hilarious

i'm naturally brown and he's darker than i am

Didn't you post the only pic in this thread?

[terry26 6]

yeah theres the pic that i posted

i think this is the pic people are now refering to

[Kez 2,727]

yes thats the one Yougs.

[Elliott 7]

He looks like a horse

[.Cee 50]

Eeww...

[Fulham Broadway 16,860]

Lol!!

.... hell of a lot of posts and pics to say ''he's not sexy''.

[Badboy 1,526]

All the woman love him tho !

[Fulham Broadway 16,860]

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." Hamlet, Act 3, scene 2

Mind you I'd probably give him/her one after a few beers

[Blue Jordan 0]

:541: :541:

Lady-boy Alert

[Para6iT 2]

OMG..he's out of his mind.

LMAO. That's not sexy but freaky!!