Laylabelle 9,535 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Disgusting pictures on front of a number of papers today of ronaldo sunbathing looking way too tanned. Who cares tbh At work they buy the sun and everyday it seems theres bloody pictures of him on hoilday doing this and that..no one cares!! And bleh thats all I can say.Funny picture but his hair looks way to slimey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Football supremo Cristiano Ronaldo is now black after sunbathing nonstop for several months while holidaying in California to rest his damaged ankle. "He's pretty much fried to a crisp," said a close friend. "Cristiano always wanted to be black like his soccer hero Pele. His wish has come true." But there are rumours that his new girlfriend, 30-year-old Letizia Filippi, is strongly attracted to black men, and Ronaldo has changed his skin colour for her. "I don't accept this," continued the friend. "My concern was he might suffer third degree burns after all the sun Cristiano has been subjected to. So, it's quite a relief he's just turned black." Already, several passers by have taunted him with racial jibes. Cristiano the Coon and Cristiano the nigger cocksucker have been examples. "We are concerned how Ronaldo might be treated at English football matches," commented a Manchester United spokesman. "We won't accept any racial abuse and any spectator heard shouting black taunts will be evicted from the ground." Meanwhile, former girlfriend 25-year-old Nereida Gallardo is now dating old flame Jose Cuenca. "Cristiano always had a fixation with black football players," she commented. "I am delighted he can now say he is one." Sir Alex Ferguson was unavailable for comment. From the Spoof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hingis 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 He's been out shagging women ever night by the sounds of it - must be the money because the bloke's got no sex appeal whatsoever. Quite alot of gays are mad about him lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Cee 50 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 From the Spoof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry26 6 Posted July 28, 2008 Author Share Posted July 28, 2008 OMG that's hilarious i'm naturally brown and he's darker than i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Cee 50 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 OMG that's hilarious i'm naturally brown and he's darker than i am Didn't you post the only pic in this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry26 6 Posted July 28, 2008 Author Share Posted July 28, 2008 yeah theres the pic that i posted i think this is the pic people are now refering to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 yes thats the one Yougs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott 7 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 He looks like a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Cee 50 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Eeww... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,320 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Lol!! .... hell of a lot of posts and pics to say ''he's not sexy''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badboy 1,526 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 All the woman love him tho ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,320 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." Hamlet, Act 3, scene 2 Mind you I'd probably give him/her one after a few beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Jordan 0 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 :541: :541: Lady-boy Alert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para6iT 2 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 OMG..he's out of his mind. LMAO. That's not sexy but freaky!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factoryworker 0 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 OMFG! He really gotta get his b- ...ollocks re-attached!!! O_O I guess we have the first coming-out-of-the-closet in European football 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadian_bluesfan4life 0 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 yeah theres the pic that i posted i think this is the pic people are now refering to This is the part when I come in and write the phrase 'nancy boy' in m&ms on his chest or something so it gets permanently tanned into his body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Haha good move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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