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You have a head so big it could block out the sun and you spend money like your playing Monopoly you are: Louis Van Gaal.

You look like your always reliving a painful childhood experience and you could burst into tears at any moment You are : Manuel Pellegrini.

You are some how immune from any criticism from the media because you have built up a nice guy facade You are : Roberto Martinez.

You are just another in a long list of managers who have had one good season and with your pigeon English innit Arry You are : Mauricio Pochettino

You look like a Irish pub landlord who after hours says ''yah lets spark up that fat doobie'' you are : Ronald Koeman

You are a double glazing salesman who's just had an acrimonious split from some ungrateful Northern inbred : You are Alan Pardew.

You are an uncle who you sort of like but completely forgot about you are: Claudio Ranieri.

You are the epitome of rabbit in the headlights massive eyeballed this is going to end suddenly you are : Slaven Billic

You manage a team that begins with S, Stoke, Sunderland, Swansea you are : Irrelevant.

You go on continually about your history you are ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You are a smug French Cunt you are ?

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Brendan, is that you? Sometimes ruthless, sometimes democratic, you can make the tough decisions , even if occasionally you get them wrong. You are confident you know best – but you’ve not quite proven yourself at the very highest level yet.

Lol. Now im just going to shoot myself

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Ohhh .. Crap!

I gonna try again ...

Brendan, is that you? Sometimes ruthless, sometimes democratic, you can make the tough decisions , even if occasionally you get them wrong. You are confident you know best – but you’ve not quite proven yourself at the very highest level yet.

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