The Eurovision Thread

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I believe it is an utter pinnacle thread that needs to be started sooner rather than later.

We can all pretend we don't like it, but deep down we do...

I don't like the singing, just the scoring.

Inb4 homo, gay thread

[Special Juan 27,424]

I love looking at those European woman me.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I love looking at those European woman me.

What about this sort that Austria are entering...

[Special Juan 27,424]

What about this sort that Austria are entering...

Kim Kardashian needs a shave.

[Peppen 934]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH DENMARKKKKKKKKKK GO GO GO GO!

I usually really, really don't care about the Eurovision, but now that this thread has been created, I do. We need to beat all you bastards on here.

GO DENMARK HALLELUJA!

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH DENMARKKKKKKKKKK GO GO GO GO!

I usually really, really don't care about the Eurovision, but now that this thread has been created, I do. We need to beat all you bastards on here.

GO DENMARK HALLELUJA!

You'll have no trouble beating us, everyone hates England

[Peppen 934]

You'll have no trouble beating us, everyone hates England

You hate the European Union so much, it is only fair we give you bad scores, eh?

[Special Juan 27,424]

Have you heard our entry (England)

Shower of shite again.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

You hate the European Union so much, it is only fair we give you bad scores, eh?

If it wasn't for England funding the competition it'd be no bigger than the Johnstone's Paint Trophy.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Have you heard our entry (England)

Shower of shite again.

It's suited to the Continentals though. When was the last time you heard a decent tune out of Europe?

[Peppen 934]

Have you heard our entry (England)

Shower of shite again.

Ours is sooooooo bad, but so fucking catchy it's insane!

If it wasn't for England funding the competition it'd be no bigger than the Johnstone's Paint Trophy.

I beg to differ! If it wasn't for Denmark's participation, the trophy would be less attractive than Rafa's fat ass.

[Special Juan 27,424]

Might watch it with the wife and make a point of noting the fit women.

[cosmicway 1,323]

It's boring.

I put a fiver on Sweden just because a friend said so.

The compositions are terrible.

There are no more songs like this one:

[Special Juan 27,424]

My in laws get paper and pen out and mark them individually and rate them.

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Love trash telly.No one likes us plus we're shite...hey ho its pretty!

[Fulham Broadway 16,839]

Bearded trannies are the way forward.

Watch Russia get trashed for invading Crimea, just as UK got nil points, after sucking Bushs cock and bombing the fuck out of Iraq

[Jusek 2,031]

lol what a gay thread

[Laylabelle 9,351]

It's so pretty