REVEALED: How Messi almost joined Chelsea!

[Jusek 2,031]

What's a flying fuck?

Flying Fuck

Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying%20fuck

[dave30 728]

He would never agree to leave Barcelona.

[Stingray 9,441]

What's a flying fuck?

[Blue Traveler 256]

Flying Fuck

Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying%20fuck

LOL

[Blue Traveler 256]

That's more like it!

[LeonDavis23 371]

this guy can't even score against us which proves he's worse than gimps like carroll, nani, etc. PASS

[Tomo 21,733]

Interesting, perhaps then would it have exposed what a mediocre player he really is. Ah well... never mind..

Please don't tell me you actually believe he would flop in England?

[The_Flash 1,144]

Please don't tell me you actually believe he would flop in England?

Of course I do, but I'm not getting into an argument about it, we disagree that's fine

[Tomo 21,733]

Of course I do, but I'm not getting into an argument about it, we disagree that's fine

Im just curious to know why, as Silva, Mata, Aguero all came from Spain and got even better, why won't Messi?

[jonaaibosk 191]

A poster's knowledge of football and credibility tend to hit zero when they claim that the best player in the world is mediocre

[Tomo 21,733]

A poster's knowledge of football and credibility tend to hit zero when they claim that the best player in the world is mediocre

The worrying thing is a lot of people think Messi would actually struggle in the PL

The same was said about Mata, Aguero, Silva, Negredo when they came to England, it seems to never sink in.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I prefer this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20

PS: I REALLY want one!

Please don't tell me you actually believe he would flop in England?

Can he do it on a cold and rainy night in Stoke?!

[Stingray 9,441]

I prefer this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20

PS: I REALLY want one!

I SAW THAT ..... how weird :-)

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I SAW THAT ..... how weird :-)

Best part is that it's a "Hot Item" The junk people will buy just because it looks "cool"..

[bababoom 4,478]

Imagine Messi against the likes of Norwich, Crystal Palace, Fulham, Cardiff, Newcastle, Aston Villa, West Ham, Hull, West Brom and Sunderland.... he would stand no chance.

[Kojo 4,676]

A poster's knowledge of football and credibility tend to hit zero when they claim that the best player in the world is mediocre

And when all they can do is post memes and gifs rather than having a proper debate.

[1chelsea 864]

Messi who single handedly destroy defense of almost any team he play against is mediocre?? <br />Question 1: do u know how many player is assign to defend or mark Messi out??<br />Question 2: really i think it only a few that can defend against Messi and it for a limited time??<br /><br />Seriously the Messi have no mercy <br /><br />I know some here shit their pant when Messi is with the ball because all I hear is clear bring him down. Tell yourself the true we are just been lucky for him not scoring against us. But the funny thing is you run out of luck

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

Lol Jose would have benched him for not tracking back.