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Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.
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Flying Fuck
Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.
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A poster's knowledge of football and credibility tend to hit zero when they claim that the best player in the world is mediocre

The worrying thing is a lot of people think Messi would actually struggle in the PL :doh:

The same was said about Mata, Aguero, Silva, Negredo when they came to England, it seems to never sink in.

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Messi who single handedly destroy defense of almost any team he play against is mediocre?? <br />Question 1: do u know how many player is assign to defend or mark Messi out??<br />Question 2: really i think it only a few that can defend against Messi and it for a limited time??<br /><br />Seriously the Messi have no mercy <br /><br />I know some here shit their pant when Messi is with the ball because all I hear is clear bring him down. Tell yourself the true we are just been lucky for him not scoring against us. But the funny thing is you run out of luck

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