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Matthieu CSF'2006

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I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to

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In the 90s Blackburn was the first club to win the Premiership after a serious money injection. They called it "winning with a credit card". Credit cards are made out of plastic therefore Blackburn fa

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Torres Jr vs Cech Jr

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I just remember Mata running up to Rami and hugging him (and the Barca fan reaching out at Rami in anger and hilariously falling over :D ) Did the bench look something like this?

:blue scalf: :getin: :getin: :dance::yay: :cfc: :cfc: :dude: :worship::worship2:<_< <_< <_<

Pretty close, I must say though.

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Lol at the ones who still want him here.

He's had a good game against Rubin Kazan, but that does not make up for almost an entire season of mediocrity.

EDIT: 2 & a half season*

He has like 18 goals right now, He's working on a monstrous plan to bang 12 more till the end of the season. That would make it 30 overall, So y'all couldn't call it a average season then :halo:

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He has like 18 goals right now, He's working on a monstrous plan to bang 12 more till the end of the season. That would make it 30 overall, So y'all couldn't call it a average season then :halo:

I'd bang more goals with Hazard, Mata and Oscar behind me.

Like Burt Reynolds said in Boogie Nights: "If it looks like sh*t and sounds like sh*t, then it must be sh*t." it's not the team, it's not the fee, it's not Drogba or lack of service. It's him.

Now mind you, i'm not saying he isn't trying, in fact at times he looks like he's trying too hard. The point is, it's not working and we've waited long enough to erase any doubt. I'm fully convinced Torres will never be our new target man upfront.

Torres isn't there anymore, get over it.

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I'd bang more goals with Hazard, Mata and Oscar behind me.

Like Burt Reynolds said in Boogie Nights: "If it looks like sh*t and sounds like sh*t, then it must be sh*t." it's not the team, it's not the fee, it's not Drogba or lack of service. It's him.

Now mind you, i'm not saying he isn't trying, in fact at times he looks like he's trying too hard. The point is, it's not working and we've waited long enough to erase any doubt. I'm fully convinced Torres will never be our new target man upfront.

Torres isn't there anymore, get over it.

Oi, I'd bang even more goals with Ramsey and Downing behind me, If they are actually trying to pass rather then going on their solo adventures :dunno:

Oi, cute. That would actually fit more on Mikel :rolleyes: And It's always been the team, the shitty double pivot, the overly creative attacking trio and the lack of service . :readthemessage:

I totally agree, he would never be our guy. NEVER EVER. But to say he's finished or he has lost his class or anything. It's stupid. He has only failed at Chelsea, We shall decide that when he would go through the same misery at some other club ^_^ .

The 50M guy that we bought, has been always there. But we never tried to unleash him. Let alone, we made him worse. We benched him in Munich, In Turin etc and you really expect him to be flying with confidence LOL ? :clap:

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lol @Backstreet09 ... I think you'd rather bang Torres himself actually :Goober:

Ps: which is fine by me as a matter of fact. Hurray for gay rights!

I don't understand that lol , I mean if you'd support a guy , that would just make you GAY <_<

Ps: I'm pretty straight :P

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He has like 18 goals right now, He's working on a monstrous plan to bang 12 more till the end of the season. That would make it 30 overall, So y'all couldn't call it a average season then :halo:

Never mind 12 more he'll be lucky if he gets another 5. Hes wasted his career by wanting to go to that world cup. Absolutely fucked his legs. Hes scored 7 goals in the PL, which is horrendous, Jan Vertoghen is a center back and has scored like 5. Hes scored 11 goals in the FA cup, Champions League, Europa League and Carling Cup which again is still terrible. Its not as if hes scored 18 PL goals. If he scores 30 goals by the end of the season (which he wont) I'll eat my foot

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Oops. I actually thought you might be gay and had a crush on Torres. Sorry. :doh::zip::zip:

That's not the first time though :P , and for the record, I love Megan ward more :wub:

Oi, I miss the 80's , singers used to wear those gay slutty clothes even though they weren't really gays and nobody ever even questioned that shit . Why is it all changed now lol? Is it because we are close to the apocalypse or cause of gay direction and bieber :halo: ?

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