UCL Draw Thread

[Steve 10,227]

as juve fan, brilliant way to represent your city and team! enjoy watching us this year... =)

for all the others... really looking forward to watch our games, we missed this scene and these matches! we are gonna be a tough one, guaranteed! respect for the current winners of the champions tho, glad we drew you guys =)

Welcome to the site! All Juve fans are welcome here and please disregard Solonapoli.

[The Skipper 20,609]

Can't believe people are underrating Juventus that much. You'll be surprised. Juventus are the Italian champions, they didn't lose a game in the league last season. If you think we'd get a result from them easily then shame on you, just because Juve haven't been in the CL recently people forget that they are one of the most successful teams in Italy.

Nothing but respect for Juve, we'll need to play our strongest team at top form to beat them.

Juve XI I'm expecting is:

Buffon

Lucio - Barzagli - Chiellini

Pirlo

Lichtensteiner - Marchisio - Vidal - Asamoah

Giovinco - Vucinic

Something like that anyway. A very strong team.

This should be a great match.

[Hysteria 159]

September 19 - Juventus (H)

September 22 - Stoke (H)

September 29 - Arsenal (A)

October 2 - Nordsjaelland (A)

October 20 - Tottenham (A)

October 23 - Sakhtar (A)

October 28 - MU (H)

November 7 - Sakhtar (H)

November 11 - Liverpool (H)

November 20 - Juventus (A)

November 25 - City (H)

December 5 - Nordsjaelland (H)

December 8 - Sunderland (A)

Are you fking kidding me? Every PL clash is before/after a CL match..

That's tough. The good thing we have a deep squad.

[Ramzi 233]

Lol, this thread has went from "Why are you guys overrating Juve so much!?!" to "Why are you guys underrating Juve so much!?!"

[capriccioso 2,545]

The good thing is we're getting the away trip to Shakthar out of the way nice and early. It would have been horrific to go there on matchday 6 with qualification still not in the bag...

[capriccioso 2,545]

Shakthar have perhaps the best looking club crest going around:

"WAXTAP"

[DavidLuizFan 23]

haha waxtap! gold!

I think we can get through on top. Not EASILY but we should be good for this.

How screwed up is this?

September 29 - Arsenal (A)

October 2 - Nordsjaelland (A)

October 20 - Tottenham (A)

October 23 - Sakhtar (A)

October 28 - MU (H)

November 7 - Sakhtar (H)

November 11 - Liverpool (H)

November 20 - Juventus (A)

November 25 - City (H)

This really sucks, but what can ya do. Luck of the draw has it that way, but our depth is perfect and we are capable of covering strong players with strong players.

[capriccioso 2,545]

haha waxtap! gold!

I think we can get through on top. Not EASILY but we should be good for this.

How screwed up is this?

September 29 - Arsenal (A)

October 2 - Nordsjaelland (A)

October 20 - Tottenham (A)

October 23 - Sakhtar (A)

October 28 - MU (H)

November 7 - Sakhtar (H)

November 11 - Liverpool (H)

November 20 - Juventus (A)

November 25 - City (H)

This really sucks, but what can ya do. Luck of the draw has it that way, but our depth is perfect and we are capable of covering strong players with strong players.

Juventus away and City home looks tricky.

[royg 96]

I heard delta airlines will provide us jumbo jet airplanes that we could train inside and play an 11 a side games and its so fast that we could reach ukraine by 95mins.

Kidding aside, its an awesome group for us and its a mixed of good and qualtiy clubs. I hope we top the group and 2nd for juve so they could draw man u in the next round and finish them off!

[Madmax 9,219]

Enjoy :

Jose Mourinho’s expert analysis of the Champions League group draw

Hello. I am Jose Mourinho, the only one ever to do anything and this is my analysis of UEFA's spectacle of cheating that they call the Champions League draw. Let's begin.

Group A

Porto

Dynamo Kiev

PSG

Dinamo Zagreb

Jose says: Dynamo and Dinamo in the same group? This does not happen in nature. Note how UEFA does this in group with Porto, the first club I graced with Champions League trophy a.k.a. the Jose Mourinho Cup That He Somtimes Loans Out When He's Feeling Bored of It. This is foreshadowing of evil to come. Carlo Ancelotti's eyebrow knows this...

Verdict: Pep Guardiola will watch this group at home in his pajamas because I knocked him out of football. His wife will ask him to take her out to nice dinner, but he will be too depressed. He will make up a fictitious stomach trouble and I will laugh. PSG will probably get eliminated because Ibrahimovic needs me.

Group B

Arsenal

Schalke

Olympiacos

Montpellier

Jose says: You don't normally see the representatives from a Pot 3 club smile when they get put in a group, but that is what the Olympiacos representatives did when they saw this. Arsenal have played two matches and scored the same amount of goals in each -- none. I know from experience that when you laugh at Arsene Wenger, he gets angry. He throws water bottles and his nostrils have tiny seizures.

Verdict: There are no winners here.

Group C

Milan

Zenit St. Petersburg

Anderlecht

Malaga

Jose says: Milan sold their best players, Malaga are in financial trouble, Zenit think Andrei Arshavin is still good and Anderlecht I do not care about.

Verdict: This is the group of sadness.

Group D

Real Madrid

Manchester City

Ajax

Borussia Dortmund

Jose says: The champions of Spain, the champions of England, the champions of the Netherlands and the champions of Germany. Can Steve McManaman be that bad at picking balls out of a pot? Yes. But there is something more to it. UEFA, the referees, they all try to make it more difficult for Real Madrid because for me, everything is too easy. Winning trophies, being the best, making jokes about blogger boy Rafa Benitez. It is all too easy. And this group will be too. Unless it isn't. Then I will complain.

Verdict: This is the group of death. Because Pepe will kill everyone and I will poke Michel Platini in the eye until he thinks he's English if his conspiracy keeps us from advancing. And Ajax will cry. Why do they keep getting used as pawn in UEFA's schemes? They are like poor goat in Jurassic Park.

Group E

Chelsea

Shakhtar Donetsk

Juventus

Nordsjælland

Jose says: Real Madrid get three other champions but Juventus and my Chelsea get put in a group with a club that has never played in the Champions League and has fake conjoined letters in its name. Fabio Cannavaro didn't even try to say it because it is not a real word. This further proves that UEFA is trying to cheat me.

Verdict: Chelsea will once again make it to the knockout rounds and it will once again be thanks to me. Just last week my old friend in the mirror asked me when Roman Abramovich will send my winner's medal from last season's victory. I said, "I do not care. He knows I don't need a winner's medal to recognize my unmatched achievements. Anyway I would just throw it away again." And as I said this my old friend in the mirror said it too because everyone wants to be like me.

Group F

Bayern Munich

Valencia

Lille

BATE

Jose says: Last season, Bayern Munich beat Real Madrid on penalties in Champions League semifinals. This only happened because Sergio Ramos decided to use his shot as a scout for the NASA's Curiosity. But I cut his hair and he should be fine now.

Verdict: Bayern will dominate this group and then I will dominate them. Like Alex Ferguson at S&M party. And just like that I have ruined your sex life.

Group G

Barcelona

Benfica

Spartak Moscow

Celtic

Jose says: It was nice of UEFA to put Barcelona in a group with two other clubs that finished in second place last season. They can talk about losing and eat ice cream treats together. Another thing Barca have in common with all the others in this group: they did not win the Supercopa de Espana. Oh snap.

Verdict: Peplinger will watch this group with his friends to try and make him feel less alone. They will all have on vests in a place that has no other vest wearers. He will still feel alone and he will wonder if Tito Vilanova is wearing his pants.

Group H

Manchester United

Braga

Galatasaray

CFR Cluj

Jose says: This is ridiculous. Manchester United always get the easiest groups. But they showed last season that they cannot always advance in these easy groups. Still, these matches will be useless as Man United's stock.

Verdict: Shut up.

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[Jase 43,479]

Juventus away and City home looks tricky.

Said before, City have to play Madrid(though at home) on the same matchday as us playing Juventus away. Not too bad there I suppose.

The one I think is most concerning is we play Spurs(A), Shakhtar(A) and United(H) all in one week. On that midweek we play Shakhtar in Ukraine, United are at home to Braga.

[termninja 5,290]

Said before, City have to play Madrid(though at home) on the same matchday as us playing Juventus away. Not too bad there I suppose.

The one I think is most concerning is we play Spurs(A), Shakhtar(A) and United(H) all in one week. On that midweek we play Shakhtar in Ukraine, United are at home to Braga.

Well United had the easiest group last season and we all know how that went

[Spike 12,049]

As I've said before I can not wait to play Juventus, I'm so excited!

[Jase 43,479]

Well United had the easiest group last season and we all know how that went

Yeah but surely they won't mess it up again for the second straight season. SAF won't allow it.

As I've said before I can not wait to play Juventus, I'm so excited!

Crucial to beat them in the first game.

[Spike 12,049]

Crucial to beat them in the first game.

This is how I see Juve: Their squad is average at best but Conte knows how to get 100% out of them every game and he always picks the right formation and team selection to maximise the strengths and minimise their weaknesses.

Conte makes an average team a great team.