Physical & Mental health

[Spike 12,049]

Are you all short or am I tall ? Im 14 and 5ft11

You're tall. I'm exactly average for a human being male or female. Nearly all my friends are my exact height.

You may beat me at growing a beard, but I've got a significant height difference on you buddy

In my experience Scottish people are rather tall anyway. I met a ginger bastard the other day, same age as me, twice as tall and weighs half as much. But he was a cunt.

I will sadly say that you will not lose any weight (personal experience). You will not gain any though...

I know what you mean when saying "I drink a lot". I had 10 welcome parties in 14 days when I entered college. All of them were open bar!

Now I only drink once a week (barbecue)...

That's a shame. Anyway, I'm at the point where I wake up feeling like shit but by end of the day I feel great and want to start drinking. And it looks like Brazillians and Aussies share a passion for the BBQ! I'm going to one tonight.

[ChelseaKid10 35]

I think you would be classed as tall, I was a similar height when I was 14.

Good, much rather be tall than short i think

[Spike 12,049]

Good, much rather be tall than short i think

5. Tall People Make Good Models, but Short People Live Longer

Read more: http://www.cracked.c...l#ixzz2DC8KHakh

[OneMoSalah 8,785]

Good, much rather be tall than short i think

I don't really mind being tall. If I was 5 ft 6 I wouldn't really mind either. I could go get a spray tan, learn fluent Spanish and claim I'm playing for Barca u18s then tbh

[dumps 284]

Ya we are all short id say. im 5ft 7/8 and im a small guy. still a common height though.

I believe 5ft 8 is the average height for a male in the UK, but that seems too short IMO. Mata is smaller than that though tekkers.

[ChelseaKid10 35]

Woah, I thought 6ft was the average height. Im 5ft10 or 11 last time i was measured it was 10 but I've grown.

[OneMoSalah 8,785]

Ya we are all short id say. im 5ft 7/8 and im a small guy. still a common height though.

I believe 5ft 8 is the average height for a male in the UK, but that seems too short IMO. Mata is smaller than that though tekkers.

Yeah it seems the majority of talented young footballers coming through are all small guys who are about 5 ft 5-10... how times have changed. If you were Scottish and 6 ft odd you could get a contract anywhere about 20 years ago... pmsl...

[ChelseaKid10 35]

5. Tall People Make Good Models, but Short People Live Longer

Read more: http://www.cracked.c...l#ixzz2DC8KHakh

Im not dying anytime soon... My cousin is 6ft8 or something :0

[Spike 12,049]

Ya we are all short id say. im 5ft 7/8 and im a small guy. still a common height though.

I believe 5ft 8 is the average height for a male in the UK, but that seems too short IMO. Mata is smaller than that though tekkers.

Mata is 5ft 8 according to Chelsea.

http://www.chelseafc.com/first-team/player/40729

[Rmpr 8,977]

I don't really mind being tall. If I was 5 ft 6 I wouldn't really mind either. I could go get a spray tan, learn fluent Spanish and claim I'm playing for Barca u18s then tbh

Or you could rather just stick with your Scotish culture of providing defensive, strong and tall players and let the real show to 5ft Brazilians

[dumps 284]

Mata is 5ft 8 according to Chelsea.

http://www.chelseafc...am/player/40729

I call bullshit on that. he's tiny. im not that small!

get me a fucking ruler.

Wikipedia claims mata is also 5ft 8. wikipedia also claims Hazard is 5ft 7. pretty sure mata is smaller than Hazard. anyone got a pic of them together???

Wiki also claims Hazard weighs in at 56kg. which is ridiculous! thats the weight of a 14 year old girl!

[OneMoSalah 8,785]

Or you could rather just stick with your Scotish culture of providing defensive, strong and tall players and let the real show to 5ft Brazilians

Why would I let a real Brazilian run the show when I'm known as the Scottish Adriano

Haha na the Scottish Adriano surely is Kenny Miller, worst footballer I've ever seen upfront for Scotland... I'm more of a Scottish... erm... yeah don't know hahaha need to find a actual primary position for me rather than being shifted about... played basically everywhere for my local youth team and then in a local league played RM, LM, CM, ST,...

[Rmpr 8,977]

Why would I let a real Brazilian run the show when I'm known as the Scottish Adriano

Haha!

[OneMoSalah 8,785]

I call bullshit on that. he's tiny. im not that small!

get me a fucking ruler.

Wikipedia claims mata is also 5ft 8. wikipedia also claims Hazard is 5ft 7. pretty sure mata is smaller than Hazard. anyone got a pic of them together???

Wiki also claims Hazard weighs in at 56kg. which is ridiculous! thats the weight of a 14 year old girl!

Isn't Mata not 5 ft 7 where as Hazards 5 ft 9 IIRC?

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Isn't Mata not 5 ft 7 where as Hazards 5 ft 9 IIRC?

That would make sense. unfortunately we shall never know their true heights until i get a job at CFC.

as soon as im employed i shall return to this thread with the deets.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Wiki also claims Hazard weighs in at 56kg. which is ridiculous! thats the weight of a 14 year old girl!

Not true, that was my weight when I was like 17 and I'm around 170cm tall. Although I too doubt that this is Hazard's weight now.

Me :

Age: 21

Height: 170 cm

Starting Weight: Around 60 kgs.

Current Weight: 72 kgs

BMI: No idea what that means

Objective: Gain weight while sitting on my butt all day

Programmes: Pasta and sweets 3 times a day

Motivation: I really hate the idea of exercising just to gain muscle or lose weight

[Leif 6,006]

Sundays, like today, are my 'off' days where I don't workout at all (aside from the occasional 25minutes on the treadmill).

I find these days the opposite of relaxing, which can't be good for me.

I simply can't decide what to do with my free time. (No, don't mention masturbation anyone I mean REAL time, not 30 seconds.)

[kwylino 329]

6"2 i think ^ w ^, But im more so for keeping yourself happy, You could have the BODY of a GOD, but if your just unhappy and not right in the mind honestly i'd say you were totally not healthy, I regard my brain WAY more than my body i will say, So even if i gained 20 lbs If i was happy as hell and in good shape and frame of mind i can consider myself healthy, but don't get me wrong i can't be that healthy if im 600lbs or such man D:

But I'm really wanting to be open to help people, become a person to depend on become a person to find comfort and good in, as i mentioned in another forum i have not been so thinking straight but i think i'll be good as soon as, so for me to say i prefer Mental over Physical ^^;