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check the number of English who spell loose instead of lose.

I have no problems with the way Americans spell, just despise their fast food outlets. How stupid are we to use them . The French have more sense.

They murdered the pizza, as well:

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What the fuck is that? :mouthclosed:

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Three mates and I went out camping a few weeks ago. When we got to the camping site there was an Indigenous man driving his hunting vehicle, he waved us over and the first thing I realised is that he blind drunk, the conversation went like this:

Black fella: Check out da white boys gone out bush. Fuck, your blacker than I am, driving this rig out bush. Could I get a smoke of yez?

Alex: Uh...okay...

Black fella: Aww fuck, could ya give me a packet?

Alex: I have only three left.

Black fella: That's alright mate. Mate, when you get back to town I'll shout ya a packet. Trust me, mate, I'll buy you a packet. Fuck, your a nice bloke.

Alex: It's alright, mate.

Black fella: I can't believe you white boys comming out here, your blacker than I am, fuck yez.

I met a guy from Taree or some other rural place in NSW (I forget exactly). He was Aboriginal but he looked like he was half white. Apparently he was in Sydney for no reason at all, caught the train here and he was penniless. Little shit tried to get a smoke off me but I didn't give him one. So he stole my mate's burger, just took it straight out of his hands and ran away.

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I met a guy from Taree or some other rural place in NSW (I forget exactly). He was Aboriginal but he looked like he was half white. Apparently he was in Sydney for no reason at all, caught the train here and he was penniless. Little shit tried to get a smoke off me but I didn't give him one. So he stole my mate's burger, just took it straight out of his hands and ran away.

A lot do have stronger causcasian heritage than Indigenous.

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A burger thief, wtf. If he stole my burger I would have hunted him down like a hawk chasing a mouse and pecked his eyes out.

As Ice Cube said in the movie Friday, "You ain't catching no crackhead".

The guy may or may not have been smoking crack but he was certainly on some drug.

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As Ice Cube said in the movie Friday, "You ain't catching no crackhead".

The guy may or may not have been smoking crack but he was certainly on some drug.

Mate I'm Scottish, at least 90% of our population have been on some sort of drugs, I would catch the bastard druggie or not, I may be helped by performance enhancing drugs though just to help me get on his level ;)

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