capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Cap. Lets put an end to this. You live in Wales, in a town called Liverpool........It isn't exactly going well for you as a Chelsea fan.But I'll be moving to Emu Plains or Glenfield soon!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_Plainshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenfield,_New_South_Wales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 But I'll be moving to Emu Plains or Glenfield soon!http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Emu_Plainshttp://en.wikipedia....New_South_WalesMate, that looks like a great place to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 But I'll be moving to Emu Plains or Glenfield soon!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_Plainshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenfield,_New_South_WalesA bogan-looking man who claimed to be from Emu Plains once tried to con my friend out of Money. It worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Mate, that looks like a great place to live.Emu Plains is wank, apart from the awesome name.Glenfield is Liverpool-lite. Less brothels, less crazy Serbs/Arabs/Lebanese/Pacific Islanders/Vietnamese/Lad gangs, less drugs, less muggings and lower amounts of drive-by shootings. Still enough to irritate, though.Emu Plains is more or less crime free (compared to the hotbed of crime that is South-West Sydney), but it's 60 km from the city. And it's not well equipped with public transport, roads, shops, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Those rankings are wank (dare I say wankings?).SAY WANKINGS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Emu Plains is wank, apart from the awesome name.Glenfield is Liverpool-lite. Less brothels, less crazy Serbs/Arabs/Lebanese/Pacific Islanders/Vietnamese/Lad gangs, less drugs, less muggings and lower amounts of drive-by shootings. Still enough to irritate, though.Emu Plains is more or less crime free (compared to the hotbed of crime that is South-West Sydney), but it's 60 km from the city. And it's not well equipped with public transport, roads, shops, etc.Move to outback Queensland. None that shit here, and the gangs are pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Cap, move to Redfern...I heard it's 100% crime free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Geez, it cMove to outback Queensland. No gangs here.What's the first part??I'm very happy in Liverpool, tbh. They're not hard to avoid. All you have to do is avoid walking through a couple of streets after about 8 pm. You can even get away with that if you're travelling with a group of about 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Cap, move to Redfern...I heard it's 100% crime free Everyone who comes to Sydney, I would like to recommend Redfern and Kings Cross as the safest places for tourists to stay, they're entirely crime free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 What's the first part??I'm very happy in Liverpool, tbh. They're not hard to avoid. All you have to do is avoid walking through a couple of streets after about 8 pm. You can even get away with that if you're travelling with a group of about 5.It was an unfortunate typographic error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Also lads, if I move to Glenfield, these are my neighbouring suburbs:Macquarie FieldsHolsworthyI've got to get out of the South-West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Also lads, if I move to Glenfield, these are my neighbouring suburbs:Macquarie FieldsHolsworthyI've got to get out of the South-West.Why not Parramatta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Also lads, if I move to Glenfield, these are my neighbouring suburbs:Macquarie FieldsHolsworthyI've got to get out of the South-West.Macquarie Fields? Sorry mate, you are fucked. The only worse place you could go to is Cronulla... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Macquarie Fields? Sorry mate, you are fucked. The only worse place you could go to is Cronulla...Cronulla isn't a bad place at all, apart from THAT infamous incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Macquarie Fields? Sorry mate, you are fucked. The only worse place you could go to is Cronulla...A non-Protestant non Anglo-Saxon in Cronulla? 5 minutes at best, I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Cronulla isn't a bad place at all, apart from THAT infamous incident.Yeah, I've heard that was just an insane occurence. The area is predominatly white (the last time I checked), so it may not be the greatest place for Cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Cronulla isn't a bad place at all, apart from THAT infamous incident.The Shire is filled with bogans. Some of them tend to get militant. It's not as bad as, say, Liverpool, the Cross or Redfern, but for a quiet, suburban area it is fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Now, if only Eden Hazard could find his way into this thread then it would be like the last few weeks didn't even happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Now, if only Eden Hazard could find his way into this thread then it would be like the last few weeks didn't even happen Should be renamed the "Aussie Thread" or "Ocker Thread". I'm sure the mods could do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Well, if it makes you feel any better I probably wouldn't survive in Canterbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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