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YELLOW CARD: #12 Mikel (Unsporting Behaviour)

Joe Cole (10) OFF Deco (20) ON

Nasri (8) OFF Rosicky 7) ON

Eduardo (9) OFF Vela (12) ON

Song Billong (17) OFF Walcott (14) ON

Arsenal 0-2 Chelsea HT (Drogba 41, Vermalaen 45 og)

Arsenal 0-2 Chelsea (Drogba 41) OWN GOAL

Arsenal 0-1 Chelsea DROGBAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE THAT YOU CUNTS!

Chelsea YELLOW CARD: #11 Didier Drogba (Blaspheming against the perfect name of Obrevo)

Happy Birthday dude.

ARSENAL YELLOW CARD: #30 Armand Traore (Unsporting Behaviour)

We seem to be getting the upper hand atm

Expected Lineup (4-1-2-1-2): Cech A Cole Carvalho Terry Belletti Essien Ballack Lampard J Cole Drogba Anelka Source: Mail Mail prediction: Arsenal 0-1 Chelsea

Ahem... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1231115/Avram-Grant-named-Portsmouth-manager--Manchester-United-Paul-Harts-successor.html

It gets better... Man Utd 0-1 Besiktas FT

FC Porto 0-1 Chelsea FT (Anelka 69)

Deco (20) OFF J Cole (10) ON

FC Porto 0-1 Chelsea ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAA

YELLOW CARD: Porto #25, Fernando (Unsporting Behaviour)

FC Porto 0-0 Chelsea HT

Man Utd 0-1 Besiktas

APOEL 1-0 Atletico

Anelka shoots wide

Let's see now... Katie Price, the Guardian, Labour, Gordon Brown, Labour's obsession with "diversity", Harriet Harman's agenda, uncontrolled immigration, the Green movement, the Meat is Murder brigade, and many hundreds more not listed.

Sunderland 1-0 Arse FT