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Lescott still on the payroll

Foster what a wanker fuck off

We will soon be running out of superlatives to describe how great of a player he is. Such a dominant force in front of the back four.

Now come on you Albion, snatch a draw and call this a great Christmas :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Miguel Angel Diaz (Miguelito) was on air (Cadena COPE) minutes ago and he said that United have submited a €150m (that's around £120m I guess) offer for Bale and Madrid will accept the offer only if Bale will specifically ask to leave. Other than that, they have no intention to sell him. Maybe you remember from the Diego Costa thread, I have told you before, Cadena COPE is a reputable outlet in Spain and Miguelito covers Real Madrid for them.

Matic, Xabi Alonso and there is no point in talking about the other defensive midfielders as they are irrelevant at this point. Such a player.

Capitano

Jonas Gutierrez. He's back on the football pitch. Beat the testicular cancer.

No Oscar

Just saw the news. Welcome back Jonas

Petr has been on and off lately when it comes to defending corners and free-kicks and I hope Thibo will be ready in time for this game. He is the perfect GK to be facing the kind of team Stoke are. Other than that this is a must win game as City will probably get past Palace with ease and United will batter a depleted Aston Villa. Hideous ground but Chelsea must get out of that shit hole with the three points. Diego Eden Oscar Willian Matic Cesc Azpilicueta JT Cahill Ivanovic Courtois

Starts with "T" and ends in "urkish Airlines"

Make it five. The FA Cup 4th round game will be right in between the Liverpool games. That's if Chelsea gets past Watford, of course.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH https://vine.co/v/Ogd6pMFieQU

Scumpool

More of the 2nd half back four please.

So the Chilean media claim that Alexis Sanchez was dumped by his (super hot) girlfriend because nowadays he would only last three minutes in bed and then fall asleep right after it. Now Arsenal have gone to the next level - ruining footballers' personal life as well, not only their careers

#DareToDemba Scumpool vs Besiktas

Flat track bully that guy. Always destroying the likes of Evian and Atalanta, but nowhere to be found in the big Champions League nights. The Italian guys on here know better.

They are not even top of the table in that bang average league. Chelsea managed to knock them out with a midfield of David Luiz and Lampard plus a 33 yo upfront. And no Eden for the 2nd leg. While Matic was ineligible for Champions League nights. Now Matic is back, Cesc is right next to him, Eden and Oscar are on a different level and you have that animal leading the line. No worries. Jose is the perfect man to lead this team into big matches. Mods will be at full strenght here. Blink and you will miss those clowns invading the forum.

Diego Eden Oscar Schurrle Matic Cesc Azpilicueta JT Zouma Ivanovic Cech

There's no better sight in football than seeing Chelsea top of the league and Scumpool failing miserably.

A squad player aka a Mikel type of player.

Months in which they've only played against one decent team, Barcelona... others were a Cypriot pub team and the usual bang average/shit teams from the French league. You would expect a 50m defender to look at least decent against these type of opponents, don't you??? And let's be fair here, it wasn't the only mistake he did in months. Toulouse away? Monaco at home? Does it ring any bells to you? I'm no hater, but what has Chelsea done here is the robbery of the century. A kid in a man's body, a guy prone to the silliest of errors and a defensive midfielder at best. Look at Messi's goal last night - he didn't even look over his shoulder. That's a goal that even Christensen would have avoided. And I'm not ironic, not even close.