Special Juan

Walk like an Egyptian bellowing from the Shed end

Maybe Jose actually thinks he could be good for us, it isn't impossible you know.

Sense not allowed, please leave

Welcome, I wish you all the luck here mate.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/3634770/title/salah-transfer-agreed

KdB fate was sealed for me when we bought Willian, as I said before. I'm still a little unsure about Salah but if he signs he will get my backing from the off, no doubt about that.

He may believe in himself to dislodge someone from the starting spot, it's not alien for a player to believe in himself.

So we had a shit Ramires and now he reminds me of Ribery but a bit shit. This place

Not to mention the dressing room is split like a pair of builders y-fronts

Mmm not sure, but once again if this is what Jose sees as right then so be it, i'm willing to give him a fair crack of the whip if he signs. Seemed to always give us the run around when we played them, so we shall see.

Why will he be hated?

Way of the world now in football 'certain' fans attend games with fire in their bellies to cause bad atmospheres, yet the normal fan goes to cheer on the team and sing.

It isn't a Heli-pad that is being put down for Mata's arrival, it's Anderson's training bib.

People were saying sack the board, and Jose should go if Mata goes. :confused: Makes sense.....M'Ok!!!

RvP says hi.

I assume there is no forum rule that states we can't have fun, right? Since your throwing around what should and shouldn't be having a bit of banter about I suggest you lighten up a little and stop letting power go to your head.

Oh lighten up for fucks sake, if he stays fine, if he goes we get a big fat fucking wedge for him. Either way I couldn't give a hoot.

A helicopter landing pad? No that will be where Phil Jones's penalty will land from last night, not the fucking Helicopter

Love it if Jose pulled out of Cobham in his car, put the window down Arry Redknapp style and said "No deal"

It's just a shame that Mata to them being announced soon will slightly mask the fact of last nights laughable result.

Last night it was announced that Mrs Brown Boys was leading the way as best British comedy........United have now taken over.

Suicide watch today in here!!

Had a fucking whale of a time on Facebook last night winding every United twat up.

After last night I bet he can't wait to join the Moyes revolution. #happytimesatoldtrafford

not at all, I couldn't give a fuck what others think.It's just funny seeing everyone's fanny's whistle on the way down.