Special Juan

What is this phrase? Is this some street lingo that kids use today? If it is I don't quite follow it......... Hang on I googled it....

But he's had a few good games you know!!!! He's tried apparently, we pay him a wage and he's tried.......Brings fucking tears to my eyes it does.

Of course I have praised him, like I said he's had some good games did I say he has never played well? No I didn't. But yeah well done for missing the point Now off your afternoon nap.

I'm actually starting to think you can't read. I was on about changing your nappy in jest, I think it may become reality.

Do you want me to change your nappy, cook your dinner and rock you to sleep? Fucking wake up.

I explained it up there, or are you as blind with this as you are with Torres???????

Again, stopped reading here. You want me to talk about Torres and effort? There is little to say I'm sorry!! And I'm talking about a 50M pound centre forward who's done fuck all.

I'm bringing in the price tag because he is the most expensive Chelsea player ever, what's not to understand about that? And based on that price tag he's been shit, or can you not see that? Please tell me you are not stupid enough to say Torres has done well here? My statement was put into context my feeling on Torres and when you have a bloke in Matic who has shackled one of the best midfielders in Europe in Yaya Toure and made him look rank average. I have never seen Torres since he joined own a centre back to a point where I actually thought "Shit, that was immense" Yet I am left still salivating over the performance produced by Matic two nights ago. I will say it again, Torres has been shit, is shit, and won't get any better here.

Ah the bloke who is living off these 'special moments' in a career at Chelsea that has been nothing short of average!! For 50M the least I would expect would be the times you mentioned. Absolute car crash he has been here, a few chucked in performances will not change my mind, I'd drive the fucker anywhere he wanted to have shot of him.

"Torres has put in some great shifts" I stopped reading there........and you accused me of talking rubbish

I think Matic has put in more effort in two games than he has in his whole time here.

Giggs will probably get it.

Renee next

Maybe off camera a fox was chasing him

Imagine him watching that last night knowing he was going to training with David Moyes the next day

Do not come out of retirement JT, fuck England and the FA, bunch of wankers.

Excuse me Newcastle, would you like Salah with that

There wasn't a bad player on the field, end of. I think there is a notion that if a striker doesn't score he's been poor, not the case here. He works his cock off last night, I don't know what more could of been asked of him that he didn't carry out. Yes he never scored but fuck me did he put a shift in.

Also, when you are as close as Luiz was on the first you are more hoping that the wall splits and it goes through a gap. Funnily enough last Saturday my kids team trained on the astro turf and when training finished, and for a bit of fun I had the kids trying to hit free-kicks like Luiz does with his side foot and getting it up and down. Have you tried this? It's unbelievably difficult.

Depends on distance really, that first one last night was too close for Luiz to get up and down, hence why Willian should of taken it. It was close so it was easier to get up and down using the technique Willian does rather than that of Luiz. Luiz is suited to 30yards plus because the distance determines that you can get it up and down with a lot more ease. Willian stood over the first using the 9 o'clock angle, sort of side on which for me is correct to generate swerve and also dip. Execution is paramount also, these guys have it in abundance but for me Willian/Oscar just outside the box and Luiz slightly further out.

His constant closing down alone was enough for me, he never stopped.

They can talk about Aguero being out as much as they like, the fact remains they still had millions of pounds worth of talent out there. We shut them out because we reduced them to more half chances than full on easy chances. You can only beat what's in front of you. We were deserved winners last night, nobody can argue different, if they do their stupid.

I wouldn't admit to that

That was shortly after City cut us open down the left (their right), he was telling Hazard to watch for the runners when they doubled up on us.

Got some engine this lad, he tracked everything shot at him and never put a foot wrong for me.