Special Juan

Benzema is better than Jackson and Broja, just get him in

We knew this was coming IE Jackson to AFCON and Broja was expected to offer nothing like he is doing, yet we are back scratching in the lot property bin once again

Timo was compared to Min Son yesterday by a SSN presenter🤣

Nkunku is fucked, stick him in the Kante category, he's made of fucking glass. Poch's presser was laughable again following on from his shambolic after match interview from the Middlesbrough game. His words don't make any sense anymore. He starting to talk lots of shit and it is because things are imploding now and he is felling it. Talk of Chilwell being back, well he won't start so forget that, probably be weeks before he starts as we know Poch has his select favourites and will continue with Levi at LB even though he got fucking rinsed numerous times on Tuesday by Isiah Jones.

So basically he's fucked again, nothing short of a complete disgrace all this now. As for Poch's presser there he is starting to talk absolute shite and losing the plot because things are strating to implode and he's under massive pressure now, he's feeling it

Been secluded for a while now Matt Law, you can tell that, as his tone and Tweets changed months ago.

Can't see Mudryk improving-watching him live on Tuesday and the short time he was on reaffirmed to me the lad is fucking rubbish. Pace and that's it, doesn't even look a threat.

The journos should be asking this question next presser saying 'what the hell is going on' this is more than bad luck for far too long. I know a pathetic generic response will be given but it needs to be asked and pressed.

Would walk into our side, plus his experience would be vital.

Might be OK as I think Fulham will actually give it a go, may leave some space for these arseholes to try and do something. 1-1, we will go 1-0 down and get one back about 80 minutes

Sick of hearing the Spurs cunt droan on about processes and project bullshit. Fucking no identity and no fucker has improved under him

That was fucking horrific, in my 33 years as a fan that was one of the worst performances I have ever seen from us. Forget the misses because that's just us, we are shite in front of goal but the chances we had all came from Boro mistakes we created fuck all. They sat in, which they will do in the second leg, set up camp because Carrick and Woodgate knew we can't break teams down and they targeted Colwill at LB. The atmosphere in the stands last night was toxic and only 4 of them came over to clap the fans who traveled hundreds of miles to be there. Silva came over and had back and forth with a few fans and the rest just fucked off on their merry way, fucking joke they are. The football is dross, it was like watching a league 2 side last night. Some of these players like Disasi, Mudryk, Enzo, Caicedo, Sterling, Madueke are fucking terrible, they have got no fucking heart or fight about them. The club is rotten from the top to the bottom

Right i'm off to the game, up the Chels

Petrovic, Silva, Gusto, Badman Colwill, Enzo, Caicedo, Mudryk, Madueke, Palmer, Broja

They get injured signing a contract now

My home town here, my two boys are buzzing for this with our three tickets coming on Saturday. Boro will not make this easy, they really dug in against Villa on Saturday and where unlucky to not get a replay. We will win over two legs but tomorrow night will be really tough and based on our first half against PNE we need to massively improve. Up the Chels

Nkunku not fit to start and has a knock, Lavia bruised and could be out for weeks This is seriously a major problem now at the club and things need investigating

We are underdogs here, hopefully we can snatch a win

Jackson and Broja make me vomit in mouth a little.

Mudryk is another fucker who cannot stay injury free

The striker position is cursed, completely and utterly. We can go on and keep buying these voids and hope they work but unfortunately the likes of Jackson are just simply rubbish. There is no guarantee with Osimhen either, just because he will be about 100M doesn't mean he will work. I'm hoping Nkunku can stay fit and can set the world alight but there is always the injury curse which will hit again with him in the coming weeks you can bet good money. It's just sad.

Probably be another 5 weeks out no doubt. The comedy continues

Proper punch and run by WHU that last night, the fucking faces of the Arsenal fans was great. The smugness going into the game from Ian Wright and all the other tossers was a pleasure to see them on the verge of tears after the game.

He's the better of a bad bunch right now, at least he gives it a go unlike some

A team struggling, small ground, small pitch with a team full of spirited fighters. Not much can go wrong