Special Juan

Problem with Torres is he thinks hitting the net is catching a fish.

Probably were mate, I'd had a good scoop though

The press, as expected are all over us like a rash, and what was a disappointing draw the press have climbed all over the 'Chelsea meltdown is on' SSN this morning running a poll on 'Will City catch Chelsea' just leaves you rolling your eyes. We drew one game against a team that attacked with three and defended with 7, then 10. We weren't at our sharpest on Saturday that was clear, but I stress to everyone who I speak to about Chelsea, especially Chelsea fans that it cannot be 3-0, 4-0 and 5-0 every game in cruise control, this league won't let it happen because teams are hell bent on shutting up shop like we saw on Saturday, but luckily not everyone can do it as effectively as Sunderland did.....and they did it well. We are a different beast this season, don't let the Sunderland game dim the view of that, we look so sharp and we have assembled a scary looking squad. Costa missing Spurs is a loss but we can cope, in seasons gone by maybe not, but this season more so and I say that with confidence. He will get a rest and that's more worrying for the league than us. Stick Drogba or Remy on, it doesn't matter one jot, both have it in them to fill a big void for one game and they will I am sure of it. Sunderland has gone, the players won't dwell on it, neither should we, and we can put it right on Wednesday. Up The Chels!!!!

Few pictures from Saturday....

The typical jobsworth approach from most of them.

Stewards were an absolute bunch of cunts on Saturday by the way- Telling everyone to sit every two seconds even when the chant of "Stand up if you hate Tottenham" rang around. But in the same instance it was alright for a Sunderland fan to make gestures such as 'slitting a throat' and constant hand gestures.....But obviously they ignored that and kept having a pop at us.

No surprise to see Mark Clattenburg had another absolute fucking mare on Saturday reffing the Boro v Blackburn game.... Sent Karanka to the stands and missed blatant decision after decisions.

Not a chance that thread will be re-opened anytime soon, the English football thread has already taken that twist and we won't allow it.

Cholo, I have hidden your posts because it's both inciting reaction and childish. If you have a problem then PM me, that's if you last that long before being banned. Well done Choulo

Losing these two isn't an option, the least we should come out with in these two games is 4 points. Newcastle are the toughest game out of the two.

Dortmund are wank......simple as.

Another cart horse performance from a cart horse.

They did alright, but they look incredibly venerable when people like Mirallas got at them. If we bring our A game this week it won't even be a contest because they are mid table stuff. Fully expect them to shut up shop like Sunderland.

Spurs are so average.....Everton absolute on self destruct here.

Really? I haven't even looked at fixtures because a lad yesterday said Spurs away this week.....

Schalke, Sunderland, Tottenham and Newcastle......some run of away games that.

Mangala was wank again, Southampton looked more like relegation fodder and City looked better with 9 men.

You can be sure Sunderland will roll over too when City go there this week.

Southampton rolling over and having their bellies tickled.

And looks like a right tit.

Refereeing this weekend has been nothing short of shite......This game now between City and Southampton he's had a fucking nightmare and also that twat Clattenburg was in charge of Boro v Blackburn and was utter shite also. No wonder players go mad at them when they cannot get the basics right.

We just need to accept this result and move on, and we will.

When you take your son to a football match away and he turns to you after a so called average result and says "Thanks for taking me dad" says it all..... Embrace what you have, my son and Chelsea are my life.........we are all gutted about a loss of three points but lets remember the small things in life that make us all happy. Be happy, be proud and enjoy life people.

We are still in a great position, brilliant in fact. Talk of blips is a sudden over reaction and one that for me is stupid because it has not happened. Some perspective is still needed......we aren't the bad team some people think we are on the back of a 0-0

Sell him.