Special Juan

Any of you UK members watch that Undateables last night?

We won't lose this.

Awful news for Stoke. Bojan out for up to 6 months with a cruciate ligament.

Hope you get it.

English please.

Metro 'I know' are saying personal terms agreed.

We know that's about as likely as me getting a wank off Kim Kardashian.

Mikel should be nowhere near this game at all. Bench being the closest.

Say if we fork out 28M on Cuadrado straight up and the deal for Andre falls through there is a problem. I see it like this....We are trying to fit both deals into hand and glove, we secure one as we secure the other. All 'I's' dotted and 'T's' crossed in both deals and all parties are happy.

I should of said, that team is the one I think Jose goes for. I'm with you I'd like to see Zouma but I don't think Jose would select him.

In the face of potential adversity we always turn up, the lads know they need to react and this is one step from Wembley. No better way to bounce back than against Liverpool live on the TV and put to bed all those doubters that came out of the woodwork after Saturday. Fucking come on Chels.

Best to take it all with a pinch of salt, it's like dipping into a lucky bag. Someone will be right in the long run, I mean there is that many stories about someone is sure to be nigh on right and gain that big ego boost. Best to just wait and be patient.

We really don't know exactly where either deal is at, it's all speculation. I mean we could of tied up the deal with Cuadrado already and could be the price/terms holding up the deal with Wolfsburg.

Piece here. http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/patrick-bamford-the-prospect-staying-8514902

It's also the Sun.

Full quota tonight please, the verge of a final and no bottle jobs please. Tibo Ivanovic Cahill Terry Luis Fabregas Matic Willian Oscar Hazard Costa

and that has what to do with Andre? Please don't try and mask over the fact he has not been poor when he has played, it's a pointless task. This isn't me having a pop at him, it's me being very realistic of the whole situation.

Has he got different socks on too?

I spoke with him after Boro played Huddersfield and he just came across as totally loving it at Boro.

That's it mate, a big IF.....I have heard he just wants to get Boro up because that coupled with the big promotion money and he could be signed, especially with the backing of Steve Gibson. Boro tick every box if they get promoted, they have a fantastic training facility, brilliant owner and now what looks like a top manager.

He's been brilliant for Boro all season. Remember that he has also been shoved out wide right too and hasn't moaned once and just got on with it. Goals answer critics, he's doing it and he isn't the type of lad to mouth off, he's a proper genuine guy who loves his football.

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with all this FA Cup tradition? Drawing the thing on the One Show? What the fuck has it become?

Game changer of a ref.

I managed to watch the game back earlier against my better wishes, and I know as a team we were poor but fuck me some of the stuff this lad did during the game was fucking madness. He was trying to allow the ball to go across his body in an attempt to run onto it twice, and twice he ran into players reading what he was doing. His passing was awful and his effort was shocking. Like Schurrle, I can see why Jose must be sick as fuck with these two.....massively frustrating to watch.

The lads not daft, he knows it would take some sort of miracle for Chelsea to give him a chance, and by miracle I mean him to score a stupid amount of goals and even then it won't happen. Remy isn't getting a sniff and Drogba is talking about more time here. I just wish they had the balls to say "Bamford is coming back and is going to back up to Costa" but it won't happen.