Special Juan

I'm done with the pre season shit mate- I need to invest all my energy for the new season in ready for coming out from behind the sofa every game

Watched the first ten minutes and turned it off, it was actually cringe worthy and like watching a grass roots side. Looked like little children out there, City just went through the motions. Madrid next, that should be fun

Adios Connor

Gallagher has been told he will only be a squad player this season, I think that's his decision made for him

Newcastle in talks with Palace for Marc Guehi

Wasn't when he was at Fulham, so far here he's clumsy and just a bog average defender

We are defo fucked at the back if we start selecting Tosin week in and week out

Lavia and Christo already looking like they are the diamonds

KDH will make no difference to this side what so ever

KDH will just be ratter like Gallagher is, ratting about the pitch, limited and a few decent performances but that's that

Good old Conte is driving this, which is good as he adores him

It does sound too good to be true- I have my reservations on Osimhen, I don't rate as high as some but I'd take this

Dressing room divide before a ball is kicked, some will bury the hatchet and crack on, others won't be and that is where the problems will be

Ornstein over Di Marzio all day long, Di Marzio is getting worse

So Gallagher, Trev, Broja to name a few, that should pull in around 90M ish

Ornsteing has reported we are in talks with Napoli for Lukaku going to Napoli with Osimhen coming the other way on loan plus buy option

Problem is, we have limited players nigh on all over the park now

The club are now in direct talks with Atletico for Gallagher Clownlake at it's finest

Someone inside the club who I'm really close with

We are preparing to launch all in on Julian Alvarez...watch this space

He has the first half of the season to prove himself, if he isn't anywhere near at it he will be gone Blokes woeful

Made all by Romano he loves bigging up Brazilians who go to Barca

As long as he played more than Lavia and Fofana it's OK with me

Spoken like our medical department

Final stages of agreement with Villareal for Jorgensen, deal structure is being discussed, it's nearly done