Special Juan

Adam Johnson charged with three offences of sexual activity with a girl under 16 and one of grooming.

They weren't sick of it they were going to do what they all do, and that's turn into terrorists if they already aren't. And why this government is stopping them is beyond me. Let them go, let them blow themselves up and it's less to worry about in this country.

Battenburg

Yep, Barca easily outshone them, they deserve praise for that.

Barcelona.

A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. "It's very brave of you to come out here," says Matthew. "Please tell the audience what happened." "Well," replies Simon, "about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs." "That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?" asks Matthew. "No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died. But they also said that his legs were fine and, with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. "I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year." A huge round of applause erupts from the audience. Kelly responds with: "That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?" "Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Half-uncle."

Headless chicken gate again.

Get in Barca. Porto fell apart like a Matalan suit.

David Luiz has traveled...

Hopefully Barcelona do PSG again tonight and rub it in even more. Fancy Bayern to still go through against Porto.

Of course i would love to see Zouma in there, I have been a critic of Cahill and a massive Zouma fan all season, but that shouldn't get in the way of how solid Cahill has been in the last few weeks. Gary has done a really good job and I wish people would commend that ahead of what they think of Zouma starting or in comparison. I'm a fan of Chelsea, I'm a fan of who starts and I am a supporter of whoever Jose sees fit to start. Well done Gary Cahill for doing a top job the last few weeks.

I'm intrigued as to see Jose's interview will go when we finally win the title, I expect him to have a pop at the press and certain commentators

Would be a great thing if he sticks around with the other Boro lads for the run in.

Class.

Cesc to score the winner, Wenger won't shake hands and the Arsenal fans on the Arsenal fan TV station will claim our team should be arrested.

Because he's not Hummels or Benatia or even Ramos or Varane....You know the theme, he deserves credit he's been really good and long may it continue.

More than gettable this lad, and for me ticks a lot of boxes. Jose should be able to solve his drug habit

6% possession please, sneak it 4-0

Not just because he plays for us but out of every footballer around right now I just love watching him more than anyone. Also, watch Herrera on Saturday when Oscar plays the back-heel.......Absolute head full of stars

His aerial presence impressed me more than anything, great in the air and has good ability to get forward when playing RB. Really good player.

Won't be as easy for Arsenal as the media make out.

The cat lover is a bit sensitive tonight.....no pussy??