Special Juan

Good goal but fuck me in that first half he was fucking shite.

My lad has gone to school signing it

Delighted to see him perform like he did last night. His pace is fucking amazing.

The best, simply the best.

Champagne is ready at my house.

Fucking get innnnnn!!!! Brilliant in that second half. Their goal, for me, kicked us into life and sparked Jose into switching it around and it proved exactly right. Thought Willian was sublime last night, his pace, directness and choice of pass was excellent. As for Nigel Pearson, now that man is a complete and utter cunt.

Fucking amazing tonight. Deserves massive salt for that [emoji119][emoji119][emoji119]

Not long now.

Go home, open the front door and then open the fridge door. Come onnnnnnn

Shit, I'm sorry.

Fuck Bayern. Well done Kloppo and co.

I'm going to the bookies this afternoon and going for Hazard 3 goals and us 4-1 :blue scalf:

"Substitution for Liverpool, coming off the field is Mario Balotelli to be replaced by Ricky Lambert" And people think we have problems.

Looked as sick as fuck last night- Good.

Keith Harris has died from a rare form of cancer- Orville wasn't on hand to comment.

Sat at the table pfft boring and defence minded, they should be stood up eating.

Rodgers digging deep for mass amounts of excuses.

"We had enough of the ball" said Brenda. 1-0 it finished [emoji106] keep trying

My arsenal mate today "your winning the title being efficient" "We are doing fuck all because we are shite" [emoji106]

Brenda getting pelters [emoji23]

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Went in the fucking betting shop today with 20 notes and didn't put it on Hull because I saw the fucking roulette machine [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]

Sack Mourinho

1-0 Hull [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

I wouldn't part with Hazard for a tit wank off Kate Upton never mind Bale and Varane.