Special Juan

If he gets a wage increase she gets a good shag.

Stealing a living.

Palace talking with Liverpool about Benteke again, sounds like it is pretty close.

Koulibaly is worth more than the whole of Swansea and Sunderland city's together

Again I think this all hinges on them getting in a replacement IE Maksimovic....Deals are knocking on each other now and whilst they haven't secured a replacement it will be stalemate. One deal triggers another, it's happened 2/3 times already today.

It's already gone crazy mate, in fact fucking bonkers.

The knock on effect continues....Ashley Williams to Everton agreed for 12M

City spending so far £149M This ladies and gents is called 'getting it done'

I thought money couldn't buy you Stones, Everton fans?

Mangala is being sold apparently. They just have a complete no nonsense approach and just 'get it done'

Done deal. http://www.mancity.com/

Give me this please... Costa Willian Hazard Mahrez

Nobody knows for sure if he is coming here but why hasn't signed this so called 'new deal' with Leicester that their fans spoke of weeks and weeks ago? I think Cuadrado is off, and if that is the case then I can see us actually pushing for Mahrez. Also, if there is any substance to this you can better your bottom dollar that Kante has had a few words also.

A full squad on a helicopter

Breaking now on SSN- City close to completing the deal for him.

I don't get technical over a transfer window mate

Not as simple as that is it though? One of the biggest saying I use to our kids football team and it implies to all sport is "Never ever under estimate the opposition" and I think teams in this league do it regularly. Of course we have superior talent but if you aren't a team and act like individuals then you end up in the league position we did last season. Leicester won the league.

Some people are saying that it's Danny Simpson stood next to him when he is getting the suitcase off the member of staff in the hotel reception. Again, debatable.

Do it in about 30mins via the A40 so not unrealistic really. Why not stay in a Chelsea hotel, at least you know it will be of a top standard.

Saw the deal had happened and watch SKY News instead of SSN. Then my phone vibrated from SSN saying "Good Morning, and it's a good morning for United fans" The wank fest is real SKY are all over this, the most expensive and over rated footballer in the whole world. Madness.

Same hotel the Leicester players stayed at for the CS?

Already resigned to this been a shit rumour and ADL saying he's signed a new deal.

Really dragging out this one, he was at Cobham again today and played a behind closed doors game on Friday. Hope it all sorts itself soon for him.

Not quite time to get the transfer window wank sock out yet though.

Our main transfer window is in January a lot of the time anyway, you know trying to scramble like fuck after a shit summer transfer window. I cannot see in 3 weeks the board bringing in the not just the amount of players needed but the correct areas too.