Special Juan

Delighted for him getting his first goal on Saturday for Alanyaspor, really good header. Still won't make it here but as a friend of his I hope he continues to play at a decent level.

Took his goal so well on Saturday, delighted.

Nothing but 3 points please, fully expect Andy Carroll to turn into Drogba in his pomp as he always does. If we turn up full guns blazing we will win this with ease, fancy a 2-0 win here.

I didn't watch it because I absolutely cannot stand United, Zlatan or the whole media shite that surrounds the twats from Salford. I saw the Zlatan FK and once again a keeper error from a FK that unless it's complete top bins then they shouldn't not be being at all. The amount of trust these keepers put in a wall is stupid, always assuming the wall will do it's job, which then results in keepers showing the fattest part of the goal and saying "Here have a free go at this area of my goal"

That goal though, deary me.

Anyone got a could cover story for Pogba? Didn't think so, just a very average player and shown it once again. I won't be watching the press conference because it will be all "What we have had to go through with a lot of games and fight" Blokes a fucking dick, cannot stand him or United

Typical Stoke rolling over and having their bellies tickled.

First real test...oh wait

I cannot believe how many people fight when we win, which tells you how many people look to negatives so much rather than positives.

I had to log out of this place because you lot were making me a nervous wreck despite us dominating and playing fine. Huge 3 points, huge step towards the title and lots of positives today. Start believing, start appreciating and love the Chels.

fuck sake.

Get innnnn

Everyone fit and ready.

I really do not rate Delli Alli at all, the media do but that's the English media for you, they still think Wayne Rooney is a genius.

Spurs are just so very average it's scary.....Highlight of their season is when they play us or any top side at home and they turn into Barcelona for 90 minutes. Mentally weak and it was fucking hilarious listening to Harry Redknapp fuming last night on BT sport.

Mourinho can't wait to have a fucking microphone shoved in his face over this now....Watch the digs he has at us the fucking cock.

No surprise that Ranieri was sacked at all, that's football now......Players spoke out about not being happy with him, Kasper Schmeichel being the ring leader apparently.

Makes me cringe to see top level players fucking off over there.

The agony will continue for Leicester tonight I think, Sevilla will be far too strong and I reckon if they are on the end of a hiding, Sir Ranieri will be gone.

Brilliant to watch, also laughable listening to the commentators and how little they knew of Monaco and expected City to walk it, despite the result it was from that. The media this morning waxing lyrical about the beautiful football City play

Another football scandal....A Piedophile

His Pie45 is in the post

The fat bloke has now stepped down

Wonder what the FA will do? Fine him? Yeah because he looks like he has stacks of cash and the most expensive thing he wears is his flip flops.....

I see him as more of a 10 than anything else, that's his best position IMO and I would rather not shoe horn him into a position if we can purchase someone who naturally plays wide.