Special Juan

This is nothing short of truly tragic stuff at this moment. It's the final day, hours to go, we are missing out on back up striker to a rival, we haven't strengthened in the wing back areas and all of our targets are fucking off elsewhere. Fucking fuming.

Like a fucking soap opera.

Our transfer window starts in January, we love falling short after a good season and then panicking like fuck in January.

Spurs could also get another from under us....Ross Barkley. Could be a great day for Spurs....Aurier, Barkley, Llorente and Mahrez.

Marina is probably on holiday sat by a pool in Mexico sipping a Mojito and reading Jose's book.

Yep, I think Spurs and their lack of spending will hit Leicester hard for Mahrez and get him.

Strap yourselves in, it might only be Drinkwater today.

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We can't do anymore than bid, have it accepted and then he wants to go elsewhere. Club have done all they can to get him, I'm fine with that, what I'm not fine with how close to the close of the window we are and it took this fucking long to bid. If we have a plan B we need to fucking hurry up.

I think he will be a really good addition, the type of addition that just plays himself into the side through sheer hard graft and grind. Tackles hard, works hard and won't be put off my big names around him.

The Arsenal merchandise store was broken into overnight last night, apparently the thieves brought 3,000 shirts back.

City will pay it and get it done.

Jokes aside, if we are after a winger then we should be going for Di Maria, his agent as been whoring him about all over these last few weeks.

SKY Nigeria get this I start to believe

I'd love to think this was true, he would be a really good signing. Adds depth, huge amounts of skill, can change a game and contributes. Ah well can only ponder.

We couldn't hijack a granny on crutches never mind Aurier to Spurs

I am so dismissive of him because after watching all last season and already 3 games in to the Championship season, that league is his level. If people think this guy can even be anywhere near Moses they are sadly mistaken, that's the big difference here. This wouldn't even be an upgarde, after all that's what we want don't we? I was at the Scunthorpe United game watching Lewis Baker and Traore started the game on the RW, he ran into dead corners nine times out of ten and even Grant Leadbetter had a go at him 4/5 times about him being greedy with the ball and over playing it. The theme was the same in the crowd, people moaning at him everytime he was in possession because they knew what was coming.....nothing.

Really ironic that he puts in a shit performance v Liverpool and is now joining them.....more solidity to the transfer window closing before the season starts?

Boro are waiting for someone to bid 15M Euros for Adama Traore, he wants out and the club holding firm......You watch us tomorrow

We need improvements on Moses and some others, not back ups. Why are we simply settling for bog average middle of the road players and accepting this, it's a total fucking mess.

Nope, it won't happen. I don't think a wing back is even coming.

Not all of it but some of it is purely down to the propaganda that is SKY.....It's all a show piece now deadline day, it's a fucking joke the whole circus.

John Cross reporting that Liverpool have been given the green light to sign him.

I doubt Everton would want anything like Remy from the bottom of our lost property bin.