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  1. I don’t get why we don’t just offer to buy Haaland and loan him back to Dortmund for the season. Everyone wins. Dortmund keep him for one more season AND get to sell him for £150m, we get out player and his manager + old man are happy.
  2. He is the real deal. We are going to be some team when Puli, Ziyech, Havertz and Werner are all up and running.
  3. Why do I have a feeling he’s City bound? Especially after Pep’s comments....
  4. I fucking despise Bayern Munich. Easily my most hated club in the world. That is all.
  5. This is the worst side I’ve seen in the Roman era. Genuinely tripe. Useless manager, useless players. How has it gotten to this after spending so much money? Makes me sick. Such a terrible football club.
  6. He used to always speak about Real Madrid when he was at Chelsea. Now he always talks about Chelsea while he’s at Real Madrid. This dude wants to come back so badly.
  7. This kid will be a star. I feel he is made for the Premier League.
  8. Why do you think he requested a transfer to Bayern? He thought he deserved more playing time and was worried about not getting minutes at Chelsea, so he decided to bail on his boyhood club and take the easy route instead of being patient, working his arse off and proving his worth. Minutes aren’t given, they are earned. It took Sarri to leave, months of contract stalling/negotiations, a denied transfer request, holding the club at ransom, assurances from Lampard over playing time and a ridiculously pricey contract for a largely unproven teenager to finally commit to us. He was either poorly ad
  9. His attitude sucks. Talented player no doubt, but he’ll pack up and leave as soon as he thinks he’s too good for the club.
  10. Dazzy_Vance


    Buy Sancho. Hudson-Odoi will want to leave as soon as he has a good season. The “yet” comment means his mind is still elsewhere, despite re-signing.
  11. If you asked me how many league goals I thought he would score prior to the season starting I would’ve said 8. He already has 8. After 8 matches. Cracking start.
  12. How’s the nerve to criticise Eden on his debut after a depleted PSG put three past him. And as much as I loved Eden and will be forever grateful for his services, I wouldn’t be fussed if his whole Real Madrid stint is an abject failure. His latest comments about our fans are disrespectful and the comparison is unnecessary. I think he’ll be more appreciative of us when the Real Madrid boo boys turn on him.
  13. Dazzy_Vance


    Rarely (if ever) do I ever dislike a player who represents our club this much. I hate the way he plays and on the surface it appears as though he has a toxic personality. Once we get rid of him we will have no more “bad eggs”. Frank is changing our culture.
  14. Dazzy_Vance


    You know you’re a very sh*t footballer when your only asset is your “work rate”.
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