Special Juan

They got dicked 4-1 by Liverpool last night

They never said which Saturday

Get in

Bakayoko should just be sent away, he absolute shite.

Bakayoko

No I pushed the wife down the stairs

Really enjoying watching this.

Quick and simple passing, that's what happening here. Everyone busy and wanting the ball.

Well done Morata he worked hard to set that goal up.

sharp and very crisp passing here, we are really moving the ball incredibly well.

Thank you very much.

It's asking me to subscribe I can't be arsed.

Don't forget a link that works please

Hoping some of you lot can link me up for this, I don't have Premier Sports and wouldn't mind watching it.

Making him captain is absolutely the right thing to do, and I'm glad the club has taken the stance of £200M or no go, he's world class so his price tag matches that.

I will be over the moon if we get this kid.

She's had more meeting with these two than I have had wanks.

Drinkwater in the deal, jobs a good un.

The talk of Willian going means we should, in an ideal world have back up plans...so Martial, Zaha, Pulisic and Bailey should all be prominent if Willian goes.

I love Zaha me.

I would too.

Sounds like it's his agent claiming this, this time.

Mourinho's football will never change, ever. Hopefully we use Willian as the bait and Spurs stay away in a deal that involves Toby Alderwhathisface

Staring to take shape now hopefully.

He can't have a future if he isn't wanted.