Special Juan

Imagine being 6ft 3 and shit in the air, it's like saying a Boeing 777 is shit at flying

Bayer Leverkusen’s Rudi Völler on Kai Havertz transfer, to Bild: “I personally hope that he will stay another year. We have an agreement: if it works, he can go this summer.” #B04 Lets go

I cannot for the life of me see where CHO fits in the team when we play next season. Right now Pulisic is our best player and is looking like he could be nigh on undroppable and unplayable. Ziyech and Werner are yet to come in, and talks of Havertz now heating up by the day.

Such an easy headline to write that, wanting clicks, wanting reads and quite a sad and unintelligent statement.

Managers are limited to what they can say and are allowed too, the journey aren't, and I trust Romano more than anyone else to be honest.

No Tammy, Ross, Alonso or Rudiger please......I know it won't happen

"If he goes to the Premier League, he will learn a lot. 'I think Kai dreams of playing there. He has that desire, and I think he decides to play in England he will be a success." - Kai Havertz team mate, Wendall on Havertz next move

Ajax want Cillensen, Kepa to Valencia and Onan to us

He's made far too many mistakes and not only that what he did in the cup final was truly stupid. I think he's got an inferiority complex.

Good news this about Emerson, buy a new LB and quickly promote Alonso to the bench.

And a nice shirt number for him

A finger nail?

1-0 City

He's shite, just fuck him off on loan and pay some of his wages. Oblak would my choice I think he's the best around.

The sadness of last night helped by laughing at Spurs.

Simon Phillips saying it may rest on us loaning him to get a new keeper.

Zouma out Rice in

Only WHU (22) and Villa (19) have dropped more points from winning positions than Chelsea

I mean there is the thought of we expected a rocky road this season but that doesn't sit relevant to basic errors that players of this standard should be doing week in and week out. It's not excusable at all, and FL needs to make a stance now that under performers will be axed and slackers will be gone. I keep seeing the image of Kovacic giving the ball away and the Rudiger with his fucking spaghetti legs wiffing at the ball like a new born baby

He hasn't got a strength, he can't command his box, he's average with his feet and that fucking face he pulls when concedes a goal and looks at everyone else pisses me right off.

Still no sign of him again last night, I am certain he is going.

Mount must start, Giroud also, Tomori for Rudiger and alongside Zouma

He's simply not good enough to lead the line for a team our aspirations

Shot as much money at him as you look but him and Jody need to sort out the organisational side of things.

It was like a comedy sketch when he came out, he just fucking walked into people, I was waiting for the circus music.