Special Juan

Kepa kicking shite again

That ball is Ziyech's trademark and to be honest you can't mark or deal with that

What a ball by Ziyech, good finish by Timo

Kante the captain

Love the line up

Refresh it I can see it

Ziyech is wearing 22 and Timo 11

Cannot wait to see Timo and Hakim.

Batshit will go for definite, and Emerson.

Get in

I honestly think Rice joins us this summer. The out goings are coming anytime, and they will pay for him.

When do Leverkusen play next?

A winner, a leader, a finger pointer, aggressive, top mentality and one year is an easy decision by the club.

Great, great signing.

I'm calm

"All the build up to the headline" You have to love that.

Class.

Welcome, good signing this for me.

And that's from the bench.

Fucking hell when did you creep out of Saddams Den? It's far too positive around here for you at the moment, you best log out mate.

I do not want Messi here at any cost I am sorry but no way. I am delighted what we are doing, you can keep the massive wages and star studded brand but this project is going places, let him go to PSG

I have said it before and will say it again, top footballers will never ever know how good they have got it for the sheer amount of money they have.

I wouldn't trust that frog lipped fucker as far as I could throw him.

Harry Maguire said "I'm the leader of Man United I can pay you" Fuck off ya fucking nob head who do you think you are.