Ainsley Harriott

Broke my girl slump yesterday. Woohoo \m/

Ex Blues section ..

Boy makes one signing and all of a sudden he thinks we can hear him all the down from 7th. Bitch, please.

You don't want Rooney but you want an even bigger cunt? Well...

It's sad o see him go, especially to United, but this thread looks like a god damn funeral... Cheer up people.

Can't wait until he gets us playing his typical clinical counter-attack. We have the attacking mids to do so, hopefully Matic and a fresh Lampard give us a better defense-to-attack connenction we've missed at times. It'll be a thing of beauty.

But but but... He can't pass in the final third...

Also managed to keep us in the hunt for three trophies so far " "

I'm sorry man. I still love you for changing my name.

Wow. Much anger. Such keyboard warrior.

Ronaldo - 2 Ballon d'Or USA - 0 Ballon d'Or Yeah... U mad.

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I can you help deal with all this anger.

Is some oil necessary for the backs of such gentlemen?

Loan him to Vitesse atleast, just not fucking United.

Ain't easy carrying his massive balls

This. He's a jack of all trades, master of none (if you exclude tackling). Incredibly balanced and smart footballer. He's hard to appreciate if you don't pay close attention to him though, which fits with that part of not being the typical flashy brazilian you said. I love his style of play.

If Mata is sold, someone has to come. José won't go half the season with 4 AM's for 3 spots.

Omg god damn United... If they snatch Mata from Us and William Carvalho from Sporting I'll fly to OT and punch Moyes in the sack.

He is dutch afterall...

Hutcho gave me this idea, hope he doesn't mind. Moyes... This is from all of our hearts.

100 wins! Congrats legend.