Ainsley Harriott

It's just Sporting. Not Sporting Lisbon.

Another fantastic act of man-management! After making him one of the pillars of his team, the manager decides to ostracize him. I'm not even one of his biggest fans, but this just isn't right.

I find it funny that some of his nuthuggers keep saying that "no one could've accounted for all the key playing like shit" and blaming individualities for this shit show we're witnessing. Newsflash: when a couple of players are off form, blame them. When everyone, apart from 3-4 players, is off form, blame the fucking manager. We're so grim atm that I have to read stuff like "0-0 isn't bad at Kiev" or that today's match wasn't that bad. FFS where are your standards? This isn't the way Chelsea's supposed to be.

@Jokesy, don't get me wrong, I know Hazard has been poor this season (the team's inability to attack doesn't help). But why does José publicly criticise him, while coming up with excuses for Ivanovic or not even metioning Cesc? How many games since Mourinho has arrived did we see him as the only one who tried to play football? What I want is fairness and for him to stop being a hypocrite, to treat everyone the same. To take the blame for this run, not to come up with excuses or deflect everything on to the others. Oh, and for the team to start playing football for the first time since the end of 2014. I'd really love that.

How does a manager take a public dig a player that he considered top 3 in the world and said he was better than Ronaldo last season... For not defending enough? Meanwhile, others have been a steaming shower of shit and yet simply don't get benched. Way to go, this man has turned into a professional troll. We're fucked really, the board won't fire him because they'd have to give him around 50M euros + pay the next coach.

And still beating you in the end. #ayylmao #triggered

EZ win. You're Pacquiao, I'm Mayweather.

Nope, I'm right, you're wrong. Numbers don't lie. EZ.

I want you to not be a fucking hypocrite. In other discussions, such as Costa vs Aguero, you pull up numbers. Now you dismiss them. A goal is a goal and an assist is an assist. Ps: you're the fucking clown here.

LOL all I read is excuses... When he doesn't score or assist you talk shit because he did neither, when he does "urrr durrr 5 yard pass and GK mistake". Get a grip.

Knowing Mourinho, he'll probably play him in a wheelchair... The quality of his performances wouldn't change much though.

If you read this post You have been awarded A piece of tactical knowledge by José Mourinho Pro-tip #1: if you have less than 5 tall guys you will be destroyed on corners Pro-tip #2: if you need a goal, play Zouma as a striker Pro-tip #3: if you're failing at your job, talk about Wenger Pro-tip #4: going through a rough patch? Say you're the best manager on the history of your club and that you won't walk away from the mone... Ahem, team More to come Write "thanks Mr. Mourinho" and you will be forever blessed with superior management tactics Thanks Mr. Mourinho

You're quite the dreamer I must say.

ROFL I have never seen such delusion. Shit quality btw.

He should use the money he'll get to buy a fucking spaceship and gtfo ASAP. I can't fucking handle this anymore.

If he was a man and had some honor and decency left in him he'd resign... But obviously he won't pass up on the fat check.

I expect a dominant win with beautiful, free-flowing attack and a rock solid defense from us.

At this point I can't fault him. I won't tell him to fuck off nor call him a useless cunt, I will remember the good things he's done with our jersey. The blame is elsewhere.

Getting outclassed by a mediocre coach who's fielding 3 CB's and 4 midfielders (three of them are DM's). Not even Porto's best XI. If this isn't a clear LEAVE sign, I don't know what is. Maybe he wants the fat check.

Last year it was Luís who couldn't defend, this year Baba isn't ready.... All I know is that after spending nearly 40M euros (!!!) on left-backs who apparently aren't good enough, our right side keeps getting penetrated harder than a pornstar.

Luckily we're facing a team whose coach is absolutely inept. That's my best hope for a result.

He hasn't even had a chance against a decent team.