The Mak

You must have some sort of crystal ball, because I am only working off the fact that: One of the players, who will cost us considerably more money, is a washed-up wonderkid who is doing his best (injured) Freddy Adu impersonation and... The other is a young man with, not only his entire footballing career ahead of him, but has passed every test up until this season. That's even if this season counts as a test, personally, I believe that as soon as Conor Wickham was bought the week after Bamford arrived he was doomed to fail. Why would Palace in their right minds give Bamford time over their new costly signing? They wouldn't. Patrick was 100% correct with his first instinctual words about Palace before he decided apologise. I don't know why Chelsea fans are hypocritical; so quick to write off our youth yet cry for youth to be put in the team?! Maybe it's just one youth player at a time we can build up? McEachren, Chalobah and now Loftus-Cheek? God forbid putting faith in our entire youth set-up or that more than one youth player makes the bill. God forbid to actually TRY and find our own Shaw, Stones, Ali, Sterling, Barkley etc. instead of just crying about not having one. Maybe people should save their criticism until, at the very least, after Bamford even makes puts on a Chelsea shirt in a competitive match? Jesus. And by the way, for those who are saying 'he isn't good enough for Chelsea standards', in case you haven't noticed, our current standard is 'relegation candidates'. If some youth is not bled in now, it never will. And Bamford is better than nothing, i.e. having no fit back-up striker between BOTH Remy and Flopcao.

Bamford > Pato

Unbelieveable knobhead he is. The interviewer as well didn't even have the nous to say it to his face about over-celebrating within added time. Can't believe he has the gall to stand there and say he wants an explanation for the extra 50 seconds...

Here is the winging c**t is all his glory! Bask in his tears. By the way Roberto, it is AT LEAST 7mins of added time. And YES, something did happen within those 7 mins, your stupid players were in the away end at the stroke of 90mins. Knobhead.

DELICIOUS! Needs more salt! Knew he'd be pissed but the fact he's talked his big mouth into a fine is even sweeter!

Licking my lips at the prospect of all the salty salt that'll come out of Martinez's mouth after the game. Fucking mug. All hail João Terrydinho! What a finish that was!

Shocking by Ivanovic, Zouma and Courtois. We've pretty much lost all our momentum since Costa went off.

Lol, someone tell Oscar that is how you take a shot first time!

Tony Gale loves the sound of his own voice. Idiot provides no insight whatsoever and just says what just happened. Half the time he can't even see what's happened.

And THAT is why Mourinho was sacked.

FUCK OFF IVANOVIC YOU STUPID PRICK. Having a go at Zouma for doing HIS job? Are you fucking joking me?! Fucking embarrassment he is. Atrocious if he gets a new contract. One guess if he was one of the players who created a negative atmosphere at the club. Mourinho's little bitch.

Right now he just seems like yet more money wasted by Mourinho on an AM position.

A nailed on loss if Mourinho was still in charge. At least we showed some grit, even if a lot of the player's performances were shocking.

Eh, why are they the ones pressuring us in the final minutes?!

Oh fuck off McClean you useless fucking rat. Does fuck all for club and country but of course scores against us. Typical.

Own goal, but his run made that goal. Well done kid!

YES! GO ON SON!

Get Ramires on ffs. The game is starting to pass Fabregas by.

I think he's just so used to playing for Barca - a 'culture shock' is even nowhere near what he has experienced here in England, especially with us at this time. His Barca form carried over for a single game and now nothing. Can he adjust is the real question; personally, I'm not so sure he can.

Diego's lost it again, great.

This is a game for Ramires, not the slowest pivot in history in Mikel and Fabregas. They are completely overrun.

Pedro is so shit. Can't keep the ball to save his life. Barca graduate? Hmmm...

Oh fuck off. He should've been sold 2 years ago when PSG wanted him. Utter shite all season and has only deserved to have his pay docked. We are fucked if we'd rather invest in Ivanovic than Lampard or Cole. As usual from the board, 'keep the shite and sell the potential' - it's the Chelsea way.

The best part about Ruben's goal was Roman's celebrations - you just know for sure now that he was peeved that Mourinho wasn't playing him at all, and quite rightly. Bodes well for his future here if the owner is heavily backing him to be played.

Ruben is already a tank, but my word, it seems as if he's spent all his free time getting his frustrations out in the gym. Absolute monster.