DJames

8 subs allowed

Oh Mikel! Nice job Silva!

Someone better buy Cech a present!! These saves.....

It was a bit crass and came across as offensive. The beauty of Internet interaction

Really! This is the best post you could of think of! He doesn't even do it all the time in England either

Kind of feel cheated that they are wearing the new kit tonight

Thanks!!

Currently experiencing technical difficulties Guess I'm destined not to watch this match

I don't have one

Streammmmm!?

The only people Benitez can take with him is Torres, Benyayoun (and maybe Marin)

Brave man! Be on the look out though.....................

Who me?? Couldn't be......then who

Oh my gosh! Nooooooooooo you're figured out my secret!!! What must I do now? Pretend to be a computer literate penguin....pretty impressive to use my flappers to type right!! How about a 135 year old mummy yup yup that sounds good! No I got it! An Alien!!!!! Yes, the user named DJames is really an alien....I've come here to study your world and so you will call me MASTER buhahahaha BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!!!!!

One phrase - Bend it like Beckham. This guy made free kicks look easy. His boot was the phone, the ball was E.T and he was sending that baby home every single time.

Players look like they are wearing a bib

He got his license from a cereal box!!!

Hi-five!! The exam done crew!!!

BYE PAULO!!!!!!!! All the best in the future

We should probably only play Torres in big matches.... He got us the final He kept us in the FA Cup He kept us third in PL *and whatever else I've forgotten* Can't deny he comes through for us in the end.after much heartache of course

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CECH!!!!!! Best goalkeeper ever!!!!

Play the youngsters, rest the tired seniors, play Romeu, Marin, Benyayoun etc Have tired seniors sign autographs and take pictures with fans, earn 5 mil

Meanwhile in Trinidad

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