Aesthetic Relic

I agree to a certain extent about missing Riccy and Essien, but the real problem is we're not creating enough chances to score goals. It was 44 minutes yesterday before we eventually got one one target. Thats not on.

Deco........Another terrible performance from him today. He offered very little if anything to the team today. Countless times he gave away posession with careless sloppy passes and yet when the substitutions came around he remained on the pitch. Is this because he's one of Scolaris signings ? One game he'd get the benefit of the doubt, but this kind of performance from him is becoming a regular occurance. He needs to be dropped imo to get his act together. We need to sacrafice the flair that benefits us away from home for the more in your face performance you need to sort our home form. How can LFS not see that this isnt working? Losing so many points at home already is pathetic. The game today cried out for Drogba. When he came on he caused problems for all of 10-15 minutes then the supply he needed didnt arrive. Theres no pint bringing on a player such as Drogba if you're not going to play to his strengths. Balls floated into the box isnt going to do any damage, they need to be whipped in and I dont recall once during the game when we got someone out wide to provide a single cross. We're too one dimensional. Teams have us sussed. The only thing keeping the boo boys off Scolari is our away form. If it was as bad as our home form we'd be sitting in 6th place on 26 points just above Everton and below Hull 12 points off the pace. Theres so much wrong with the way we're playing atm I could go on all night. Something needs to be done now. If this was Grant he's be hung drawn and quartered by now. Add to this we're told that RA doesnt want to part with his cash any more and its looking like more doom and gloom is on the horizon. Our next home game is against West Brom on Boxing Day. Thats a 3 point banker....isnt it? Either side of that is away games to Everton and Fulham then Southend in the FA Cup before traveling to Old trafford for a make or break game which will determine our season imo. We may have been spoilt over the last 5 years or so, but you at least expect more from your team at home than to go off the pitch at the final whistle with a whimper. Time to get the finger out lads........again. I'm getting irritated saying this every other week now.

I'll answer this for you CJ...... NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS

Ever since I got this new top we havent won a game at home. I normally stick it on during match days, but thinking back I've only wore it during games at SB. So everyone can relax, Its all my fault. I will here and now declare I will no longer wear my Chelsea top on match days. Now watch us bring back the title

Fucking hell.......We get an early Christmas present and we fucking blow it. How much longer are we to suffer this bollocks. Today highlighted again how much we lack some width. When Bosingwa and Ash are pushed back we have no crosses coming in for the like of Drogba, Anelka, Lampard and Ballack to attack. to get chances continually probing in front of the defence takes a pin point pass and we cant expect to do that every game. We had no ideas at all. Even when Drogba came on, initially the tempo was lifted, but he had no service. Bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks

If we keep playing like this we're bound to go infront.....C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Lovely goal....C'mon Chelsea.

Maybe I'm wrong here.......but 44 minutes before we got a shot on target ? I'm sick to the fucking back teeth of this.

The quick answer.....Its shite :thumbsup:

Handball......before the cross came in.....gutted :censored:

Mavis is a whistle happy cunt

I'm glad in a way.......How good a coach can he be if he cant beat his Mrs on a Nintendo Wii

.....you threw the bait....I had to bite

A study partner?

The team knows what has to be done. I'd start with Drogba and throw Anelka on later if we get in front and West Ham are chasing the game. That way there'd be more space for him to take advantage of. I cant see Zola bringing a team to SB and "parking the bus". He'll want to win this match with the best intentions no matter what the history between us and himself.

None. I'd rather grate my balls with a cheese grater then soak them in bleach.

Good for you mate :thumbsup: The best bit of advice I can give you is just ask her out for a drink or something. She seems keen enough and feels comfortable around you or she wouldnt be so eager to take you up on the offer to help with coursework. If she says no she says no.....whats the worst that can happen?

Suits you sir....... You'll save a fortune not paying people to talk to you now

The dreaded POTM award. Once you get it you DO become crap. Deco got it in his first month and hasnt looked right since. And didnt LFS get MOTM then our home form went to pot? We should tell the players to refuse it point blank Well done Nic. :thumbsup:

Get back in your box.

Yeah well.....we never wanted you so fuck off cretin.

I still think theres no smoke without fire...... Watch this space

Is it just me or does he look off his game this season? Maybe its the high standards he's shown in the past, but with the arrival of Deco I feel he's lost some of his ooomph.

No....I was celebrating the wins the team gave us. He may have scored the goals to get us there, but he let himself down in the final and in the end it was all for nothing. I'm not blaming him at all for the final defeat, but his actions in that game were hardly worth celebrating. Whats spoilt about wanting a capable striker to get off his arse and play football? He'd have been off in a shot if someone had came in with a bid in the summer. Dont let him fool you. DD looks after one thing.....himself. I know aswell as everyone were a better team with DD in it (when he's on his game). But the world doesnt revolve around him and he needs to realise that.

Hahahaha...that was intended for you