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Its all Grants fault

To the tune of " I am the music man" His name is Essien, he comes form Stamford Bridge, Where can he play?....where can he play? I shall tell you........ Right back, midfield, centre half, centre half, centre half Right back, midfield, centre half, centre centre half

A job would be a good start, I think I'm a bit big to be an elf though

Yeah...bloody marvelous. We'll be missing Terry, Drogba, Essien, Mikel. Kalou, not to mention any other injuries we pick up in the next few weeks and the major factor of having footballs equivalent of Mr Magoo picking the team. Things are indeed looking good

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I'm not selling this am I ?

Its not a goldfish bowl It has a halogen light in the top and a water filter in the middle......therefore...not a bowl

Hairy muff

Then why get rid of Jose. If it aint broke, dont fix it. We didnt win the league last season probably because of RA's stubborness not to give Jose any funds to buy players in January that Stevie Wonder could see we needed. And he sees Grunt as the way forward......God help us

Sorry, but.....Is this gonna be happening soon ?

I havent taken photos of my fish............not really seen it as a photo opportunity tbh Anyway....My bio-orb looks like this, although mine is bigger

yeah...I have a few. Got a Bio-orb

Must have went over your head anyway....made a blunder, admits it, move on.

Too much information Hope you dont say that to all the blokes

Its called sarcasm

Gutted for him, I thought he looked like that all the time.

Theres 2 words you wont see in the same sentence often

Yeah you're right....Put him up for sale, sell the fucker

They should hit that wee cunt Fabregas with a fine after his wild lunge at Ash at the end of the game. You could see his intentions were to clatter him and do a bit of damage as his legs clamped round Ash as he fell. Although the ref booked that twat anyway, nothing will come of it. I hope someone puts that arrogant wee cunt in his place sooner or later. Just his face coming on the TV makes me want to smash the fuck out of it with a hammer.

Thats the thing about keepers. If they make a mistake, usually it ends up in a goal. Yes he made a gaff, but I wouldnt be hard on him. You could see his disappointment at the end of the game. He knows the score. He's a top keeper. If you were to analyse his saves throughout his time here you will probably get well into double figures the amount of points he has saved us in the past. One game........I think he can be forgiven

Calm down....put your tongue back in

SSN I said that in the match thread. We should have had 2 up front instead of having Sheva as a lone striker. Play to your strrengths. We didnt have Drogba so we should have adapted our style to what we had available to get the best out of the side.

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